The chrome and leather wrapped fuzzy handcuffs are being sent with the squash seef
Oooooh!

I would rather have a shower. And a toilet. But internet is up there. I think I'd be happier without it, though.
Really toilet? That makes your most important stuff list?
There is the great big outdoors!
Our house rule is, when you open the front door you need to aim to the left or the right, try your best to not hit the welcome mat.![]()
Gives a new meaning to "northern exposure"/![]()
How did you know our front door is on the North side of the house?
