The Old Folks Home

[sourland]

I'm here to testify that they don't return for a long time after that as well.

So that's what happened!

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Hopefully that 4" is enough.
...

There was a joke to that effect in the movie, Braveheart.

 

[vehve]

I had a colleague who was sitting at his kitchen table cleaning a pistol in his underwear, when the doorbell rang. He answered, and the Jehova's witnesses said hello, goodbye, and then exited the staircase of the apartment building very quickly. He then noticed that he had answered the door with the gun in his hand...

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Double trouble. I wonder which scared them off.

 

[Bunnylady]

Conversations on this thread can be a real revelation, can't they?

 

[sourland]

I had a colleague who was sitting at his kitchen table cleaning a pistol in his underwear, when the doorbell rang. He answered, and the Jehova's witnesses said hello, goodbye, and then exited the staircase of the apartment building very quickly. He then noticed that he had answered the door with the gun in his hand...

Oh my, a new meaning to 'de gunned' - "well he was cleaning his gun in his underwear." BOOM!

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Did any of you see the story about the 60 year old that shot himself in the chest? He was riding his motorcycle and was hit by a car. As he was ejected from his bike, the gun he was carrying discharged and hit him in the chest. He's still in serious condition.

 

[superchemicalgirl]

I went over a few days ago to give my neighbor some honey from our hive. She answered the door in her underwear (and both her kids were completely naked). Upon answering the door she then began to explain that her underwear were nude colored, but she was wearing them. Uh, yes, I noticed that.

Life in the country. I love it.

 

[sourland]

There was a joke to that effect in the movie, Braveheart.

"Braveheart"

. The blood of William Wallace runs strong in my veins. While watching this movie the Princess grabs my thigh, leans over and says. "All these years I thought it was insanity - it's genetic. You can't help yourself." This right after the Scottish 'flashing' incident. I love my DNA!

 

[ChickenCanoe]

I went over a few days ago to give my neighbor some honey from our hive. She answered the door in her underwear (and both her kids were completely naked). Upon answering the door she then began to explain that her underwear were nude colored, but she was wearing them. Uh, yes, I noticed that.

Life in the country. I love it.

Nothing like taking advantage of summer to get the skin aired out.