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[Alaskan]

I do not like children... Find them

But I love my own,

 

[subhanalah]

Will do. Hopefully later today.

We didn't want to know the sex. We wanted to be surprised, like the old days.

this is what I tell people all the time (GO TEAM GREEN!) but no one listens to me in this instant gratification world where they NEED to know RIGHT NOWWWWWW!

@vehve

Lol, no comment hahahhahahaha.
You're hilarious. Hopefully if/when you do have them, God willing, they'll have your sense of humor!

 

[vehve]

subhanalah, I'm going to have a problem though. I've understood that sarcasm or irony isn't recommended around children. But I'm sure they'll be telling really lame jokes.

Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?




















Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

Also, Karin just mentioned there's a chicken show about 90 miles from here in a month. Oh dear, I find myself interested in going

 

[chickadoodles]

Cynthia they are so precious! And I wish my grass was still green, it's brown....

 

[Peep_Show]

while focusing elsewhere

actually, pretty or ugly, babies are a little weird looking
no resemblance to larger humans

All babies at some point have a photo where they bear a striking resemblance to Winston Churchill.....

 

[subhanalah]

subhanalah, I'm going to have a problem though. I've understood that sarcasm or irony isn't recommended around children. But I'm sure they'll be telling really lame jokes.

Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

Also, Karin just mentioned there's a chicken show about 90 miles from here in a month. Oh dear, I find myself interested in going 

yeah, acts of sarcasm/irony to children still in the innocent (read:gullible) stage are actually quite cruel and damaging to their psyche, lol.

Poor kids lol. Maybe just remember to always be sincere with them. That's the best gift a parent can give to a child (well...One of them, a BIG one)

 

[vehve]

Quote: Haha, that's really true!

 

[vehve]

@subhanalah I was brought up with sarcastic jokes, although I was also one of those annoyingly smart kids. I think I was 10 when I realized that I was more intelligent than my mother (at least within some subjects). Nowadays I'm more average.

 

[subhanalah]

@subhanalah
 I was brought up with sarcastic jokes, although I was also one of those annoyingly smart kids. I think I was 10 when I realized that I was more intelligent than my mother (at least within some subjects). Nowadays I'm more average.

yeah, I learned never to ask my parents for help with homework.

 

[Cynthia12]

All babies at some point have a photo where they bear a striking resemblance to Winston Churchill.....