The Old Folks Home

[Wisher1000]

Are you sure it's not because you have no taste?

 

[drumstick diva]

Nah, it's because mosquitoes are not old enough to drink, biting Bama gives them a major hangover. They can't fly, they can't position their stinger, and they keep telling each other "I love you man?"

 

[casportpony]

Nah, it's because mosquitoes are not old enough to drink, biting Bama gives them a major hangover. They can't fly, they can't position their stinger, and they keep telling each other "I love you man?"

-Kathy

 

[bamadude]

Dont make me put fiberglass insulation in your adult diapers

 

[Beer can]

Just use that frontline stuff from TSC. On the back of ur neck, behind the ears. No no see ums, gnats, skeeters, tics, will bite.
"Ain't no bugs on me"....

 

[bamadude]

Lmbo

 

[perchie.girl]

Just use that frontline stuff from TSC. On the back of ur neck, behind the ears. No no see ums, gnats, skeeters, tics, will bite.
"Ain't no bugs on me"....

why not just use a flea collar.... would that work?

 

[1FlewOver]

Nah, it's because mosquitoes are not old enough to drink,  biting Bama gives them  a major hangover.  They can't fly, they can't position their stinger, and they keep telling each other  "I love you man?"

WELL......Not exactly....seeeeee...what happens is this: The "Alcoholic Skeeters"wanna chow down on him....but....the "Housefly Girls"....think he smells too much like dead meat....an' wanna lay eggs on him....soooo....while they're busy rumbling....he walks away.....

BTW:....I'm not a fan of either of those gangs....the "Alcoholic Skeeters" suck......and ....the "Housefly Girls" are just easy lays.....

 

[Beer can]

Ever watch the movie 'Naked Lunch' by William S Burroughs? I bet that dude didn't get bit by bugs.

 

[sourland]

why not just use a flea collar.... would that work?

Flea collars affixed lightly around your boots will repel chiggers.