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Have you ever had one of those spells when it seems like the planets all align with the single purpose of driving you crazy? I had one earlier.

It started when I went out to feed the animals. Just as I get out there, I get a text from BB2K - "I'm dying, come get me." She hadn't been feeling well when I dropped her off, so I wasn't really surprised. I told her I was feeding and would be there in a while. Get on with feeding, and get chased into the house by a thunderstorm. Twice. I already had a couple of errands that I knew I had to run when I picked her up, so this really had to get done before I left. Finally things settle down enough for me to get everything seen to, and as I am letting my now impatient horses out of their stalls, a wasp stings me on the back of the head, apparently simply for existing within the same universe. Now, I'm not, like, grab-an-epipen-and-dial-911 allergic, but me getting stung isn't a joke; if I don't take countermeasures, I will wind up with a swelling the size of a salad plate.so I dashed to the house, soaked a paper towel in ammonia, and applied it to the back of my head. Not very pleasant, but it works - only, I can't very well drive like that. After a moment's thought, I dug out an elastic headband and used it to hold the impromptu poultice in place. I'm so glad my car has tinted windows; I drove to my daughter's school looking like a half drowned hippie. I ditched the headband in the parking lot, but I was still pretty damp and disheveled when I went into the building. Nobody said anything, I fear they may be getting used to the "rode hard and put up wet" look. Ugh.

Finally home; the ammonia did its job and my head is not twice its normal size - though it feels like someone is trying to push one of my knitting needles into the back of it. I want to kill something. . . maybe a dish of ice cream? The way my luck is running, I'll wind up with brain freeze.
 
Oh my goodness! Well, funnier now?

Sorry, you had me chuckling by the time the head band went on.
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Hew about some brownies, and no...no ice cream, we don't want you getting a brain freeze!

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Been there done that Bunnylady. Only I am one of those people that when I get stung by a wasp, I immediately chew up two Benadryl one Singulair, throw an ice pack on the sting and sit down with my Epi-pen in my hand praying that I don't have to jab myself in the thigh with it then have DH drive me to the ER.

And here I thought I was the only one on earth that Murphy singled out LOL!
 
actually to prevent brain freeze you need alternate bites or sips of cold & WARM to hot. For instance bite a hot sandwich, chase it down with a big sip of milk shake or ice cream - continue. I read this somewhere and it works.

Funny though I never get brain freeze from very ice cold pop but, drinking a cold shake - instant brain freeze and OUCH unless I eat a sandwich or hot fries along with it.

I also don't get brain freeze from eating ice cream from carton with a spoon. But an ice cream cone will do it promptly.
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Any brainy folks who could explain that to me Ron, Perchie, ( and many others on this thread)??
 
Idunno. I just asked my husband and he said brain freeze was your sinuses reacting to the cold and transferring the reaction........

He's close! Wiki says: . It is caused by having something cold touch the roof of the mouth (palate), and is believed to result from a nerve response causing rapid constriction and swelling of blood vessels[3] or a "referring" of pain from the roof of the mouth to the head.

So possibly doing the alternate cold warm hot thing has the benefit of temporarily warming the blood vessels and nerves and relieving the pain....till you eat that next ice cream cone!
 
Oh my goodness! Well, funnier now?

Sorry, you had me chuckling by the time the head band went on.
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Hew about some brownies, and no...no ice cream, we don't want you getting a brain freeze!

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Oh, yeah, brownies - the perfect comfort food.
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Been there done that Bunnylady. Only I am one of those people that when I get stung by a wasp, I immediately chew up two Benadryl one Singulair, throw an ice pack on the sting and sit down with my Epi-pen in my hand praying that I don't have to jab myself in the thigh with it then have DH drive me to the ER.

And here I thought I was the only one on earth that Murphy singled out LOL!
I probably should have suspected that something was up when the alarm on my husband's phone woke me at 5 a.m. He slept through it, of course.
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Here's the weird part - the alarm feature wasn't even turned on, and the only day of the week it is set for is Thursday, not Monday (today)! Clearly, Murphy has me in the crosshairs!
 
Wow Bunny Lady... quite the day. I can only imagine what the school folks were thinking when you walked in looking like that and smelling of ammonia... Oh my... How's the sting doing? Hopefully not too bad. I haven't had or made brownies in years... I really like them with chopped walnuts in them... not a good thing for those with nut allergies. I understand they're even better with nuts and cannabis, haven't tried that combo yet. Bet it would help alleviate pain from a wasp sting... at least for a little while. I know from real distant past experience that it made me a very happy person.
 
Yeah, tree nuts are on the restricted list for me. I love them but once again, I'm allergic to them. I've developed a lot of food allergies since I was the proud recipient of a bad tick bite, aka Lyme disease.

They will pry a Hershey's chocolate bar from my cold lifeless hand, tho.
 

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