Very thorough compilation! And sadly, correct most of the time. I'm guessing you've just had one of these happen? That sucks.
I however, can proudly say I'm none of the above in the context that they've been written. The closest one I've probably been
"I need to ask my spouse." So I ask, we discuss and I get back to them on the answer. Usually it's to get it.
My take on your points:
“I’m interested”…..Actually means: I wish I could buy it. But I won’t.
I never say this unless 99.9% we're actually getting it. And then we get it.
“Do you have more pictures”…..Actually means: I’d like to waste your time with more
photos, and info before I Never buy anything.
I've asked for pics...but never more pics. People really do that?
“I want it, can you hold it for me?”….Actually means: Can you hold it 2 weeks to a
month, and then I won’t show up to buy anyway.
I've asked if they will keep it. Not once have we ever backed out.
One lady saved a dog house for 3-4 weeks for us because we couldn't get away. (I think it was harvest) we paid extra for it...our decision. A darn fine dog house it is too. Lovely people!
“How many do you have?”…..Actually means: Get a count of all you have, But I’m only
looking for 1.
Asking this means...uh oh for DH because more than expected are coming home.
“Where are you located?”…..Actually means: You don’t live within 10 miles of my
house, so I’m not buying.
Means to me I'm curious and probably willing to do an 8 hour round trip...if I have to. I'm always hoping your closer.
For selling it means I may deliver to you or I will work with you to get it to you.
“I need to ask my spouse.”…..Actually means: I’ve never discussed it with my spouse,
so I’m going to waste your time before I try to get
approval. (Which Never happens)
Answered already...yay!
“Is it good with kids?”…..Actually means: My kids are brats that I can’t control, but I’m
going to turn them loose on this little animal.
I don't think I've ever asked that...but I do like to inquire regarding temperament to make sure it's a good fit for us AND the animal.
“Is it current on shots?”...Actually means: I don’t use a vet. If I have a problem, I ask a
question on FB, and beg others to support my gofundme
account, because I can’t afford a vet bill.
I've asked this too I guess, plus if the animal is fixed. Just to know because I have other pets to protect. Um, yeah...no go fund me page.
If I can't afford it, I don't get it. Simple.
“Would you meet?”….Actually means: Meet me at the gas station by my house, so I
don’t have to drive more than a couple miles.
I've never asked this unless they mention it. Had a gentleman meet us with eggs (he said he had to go there anyway) when we were on our way past to pick up our spreader. I paid him more...thanked him profusely and will be going back to his place to purchase more eggs. (how many I'm not sure of yet)
“Is delivery included?”….Actually means: I want you to spend $40.00 in gas to deliver
a $20.00 animal to me.
I've only asked this with new $$$$$$ equipment and with large oversized items such as bins. And new furniture. Forgot that one.
In buying I have called for an item and said I'll take it and after 1.5 hour trip...I get there and they've sold it. Two summers ago I lined up a flatbed trailer to haul the item home...was a couple miles from the city, (same 1.5 hours, one way) and when I contacted them a co worker had taken it. I had confirmed more than once and set a date to pick it up. Thank fully something else was coming home that required a trailer.
If I see the item won't be held, I won't bother contacting them. Most items are 1-2 hours away from me and I wouldn't risk the time and cost.
BUT I do see why some people won't save because of those who don't or won't show up. Ruins it for all of us.