For the love of all things holy, I know I've harped on this many times in the past but it is soooo difficult to get work done around here.
My outdoor water spigot is fubar. The turn knob is starting to strip, and to turn it off I have to also push it in. I'm very concerned it won't make it through winter, so I need it replaced. This is my best source of water in winter, as I have to carry buckets. Other spigots mean I have to also carry the buckets up a (very icy, steep) hill.
Seems simple enough.
I contact a local handyman on Craigslist. He tells me he can do it no problem. I send him a detailed description of the problem, and a photo of said spigot. I also inform him that I need one that drains after use because I have a farm and use it for the water all winter and can't have it freezing up.
No problem.
I try not to judge because not only does his hump day not have a d in it, but spigot is spelled with a k... but he may know plumbing.
Then he asks me what tools he needs to bring.
If I knew the details of what tools were required I could probably do the job. I respond as such.
Pretty sure at this point I don't want him touching any of my plumbing, but he's willing to come out so we know we're on the same page before he does the work on "Wensday."
I figure if he seems like a moron in person I'll just tell him I got a better quote. Sometimes texts aren't as perfect as you'd like them to be.
Well today he starts in with "you said the end is stripped and you can't get the hose on it right" followed by "do you see any numbers on it maybe I can just get a rebuild kit."
Now I have 2 calls out to regular plumbers and I told this guy to bugger off via a text. I hate doing that but... I'd trust myself more.