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I just went out and discovered that the cockerels that are heading for freezer camp tomorrow had popped open the gate on their pen and were in with the larger birds and it looked like a MMA free for all. I kid you not, every rooster except the large boys and the regulars in the big chicken pen were fighting their brains out. Feathers were flying, birds were screaming, I ditched my egg basket and bucket of food for the youngsters and waded in grabbing cockerels in mid attack by a leg or if it presented itself what was left of a tail and hauled their sorry butts back into their own pen where they continued their battle royal. The only one not involved in the melee is the one out of that bunch that I am going to keep and he is completely unscathed. Smart boy. What's left is the most ridiculous group of boys I have ever seen. Feathers missing in big gaps, combs bloody. They look like they got into a feather plucker and managed to escape.

I was down on my hands and knees, checking Smart boy over and one of the bad boys grabbed a hold of my hand, pinched down hard and proceeded to attempt mad passionate chicken love to my fingers. Stupid rooster picked himself up from the other side of the cage and came at me for round two.:rant Didn't even offer a kiss on the cheek, little so and so. Finally was able to dislodge him from my hand and make an escape.

I no longer feel bad about giving them to the neighbor for butchering.

did anyone take photos we could get extra where he wanted to mount your hand :gig
 
Thank you for sharing this,hubby & I are the opposite.I have the mattress which is on the floor & hubby has the couch after everything he's been through medically & with a peg tube it makes it easier for him to rest , get up & down.As you posted I just slide it to another room when people pop by:)
Would a hospital bed help?
 
I just went out and discovered that the cockerels that are heading for freezer camp tomorrow had popped open the gate on their pen and were in with the larger birds and it looked like a MMA free for all. I kid you not, every rooster except the large boys and the regulars in the big chicken pen were fighting their brains out. Feathers were flying, birds were screaming, I ditched my egg basket and bucket of food for the youngsters and waded in grabbing cockerels in mid attack by a leg or if it presented itself what was left of a tail and hauled their sorry butts back into their own pen where they continued their battle royal. The only one not involved in the melee is the one out of that bunch that I am going to keep and he is completely unscathed. Smart boy. What's left is the most ridiculous group of boys I have ever seen. Feathers missing in big gaps, combs bloody. They look like they got into a feather plucker and managed to escape.

I was down on my hands and knees, checking Smart boy over and one of the bad boys grabbed a hold of my hand, pinched down hard and proceeded to attempt mad passionate chicken love to my fingers. Stupid rooster picked himself up from the other side of the cage and came at me for round two.:rant Didn't even offer a kiss on the cheek, little so and so. Finally was able to dislodge him from my hand and make an escape.

I no longer feel bad about giving them to the neighbor for butchering.
Too bad you didn't get a video!

That stuff makes it easier to process them
 
I seriously wish I had a video of the whole ordeal. It was pretty chuckelatious. On top of the chicken porn attempt on my hand and breaking up the freezer camp free for all, my big pet Buff O rooster, the one that is half blind from ocular Marek's, was dancing around my feet scolding me like he was chastising me for not showing up sooner to break up the riot and pecking me on my shins. I was wearing capris at the time so I was hopping around yelling at him to stop pecking me and trying to push him away with my foot and grabbing battling cockerels at the same time.

Could have maybe won 10,000 dollars on America's Funniest Home Video!
 
Misty, I must have missed the posts, I've been chasing my tail the past few days. What have they found with your DH?:fl
Oh that's ok it gets confusing out here especially when you try to catch up.Tomorrow consolation on port,then wait for appt for him to have scope done on esophagus,so for now waiting:hugs
 
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