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[Beer can]

Lol Alaskan! used to get pulled over a lot for some reason during my wild younger days, 55mph? I thought it was the suggested speed I'm sorry.....I always got a lot of crap from State Troopers cause my license shows my first initial and the first letter of my second initial L A and my 14 letter last name, WHAT IS YOUR NAME! WHY ISN'T IT ON HERE!

geez dude, there wasn't room for it all I'm sorry....
I've gotten out of so many tickets it isn't funny, "WOW, I was really going that fast! didn't feel like it, I usually drive a piece of crap stone quarry truck this is my girlfriends car it rides so smooth I didn't know I'm sorry I never speed check my record, never had a ticket" Of course I never did they kept telling me to 'slow it down have a nice day' Lol!

 

[Alaskan]

14 letters... that is pretty impressive..


you gotta admit. my friends name,

Aristoteles Westerlagenhausen

is a royal doosy.

As to tickets... if I am pulled over, I get a ticket...... end of story.

And I am polite! Really, I am!

 

[Alaskan]

actually... maybe that should have two Ls???

Aristotelles?

nah, must be

Aristoteles,

right?

I just called him Teles.

 

[Alaskan]

my dad just goes by his first two initials... on credit cards and everything

 

[bamadude]

I sold my last crap Little Giant wannabe bator today. We had to trek to the big city of Dothan AL. I dont care for people, red lights, highways, people, rain, people, open container laws from the passenger seat, nor people. But I made my 1st visit to a SAMS CLUB.
Im thinking we could end world hunger by giving everyone a SAMS CLUB membership.
There are people giving food out on every aisle.
I pooped 3 times before I made it to the dairy section.

 

[Peep_Show]

I had to avoid shopping at Costco during the noon hour because they actually bussed seniors in!

 

[Beer can]

I got out of a ticket once coming into the town I work last year, big hill into town I was late and milk truck drivers don't like to be late, I was letting the old '78 Catalina fly down that hill. Got pulled over by a town cop. I told him I was sorry didn't know I was speeding until I saw him and looked down, he took my license and insurance card, came back and asked me to get 'on it', I says 'what', he says 'give it some gas' (crap) so I gave it a little, he says today is your lucky day I'm just going to give you a fix it ticket, crap I welded the cherry bomb glass pack to the y pipe and welded all the way back....he comes back and says 'I can't give someone that works at Breakstones a ticket, your lucky day'....

Everyone in the locker room was laughing that day, one guy says 'next time I get pulled over I'm going to tell them I work at Breakstones you can't give me a ticket' Lol!

 

[perchie.girl]

I only go to Costco for Toilet Paper and Paper towels....

though last time I went through the meat section had some tempting choices.

deb

 

[Beer can]

I sold my last crap Little Giant wannabe bator today. We had to trek to the big city of Dothan AL. I dont care for people, red lights, highways, people, rain, people, open container laws from the passenger seat, nor people. But I made my 1st visit to a SAMS CLUB.
Im thinking we could end world hunger by giving everyone a SAMS CLUB membership.
There are people giving food out on every aisle.
I pooped 3 times before I made it to the dairy section.

You got in! Only time I tried to get in Sam's Club, we were eating at a China Buffet next door and the wife and mother in law left us, I wasn't done eating. The in-laws have a small wholesale bakery and use to have a Sam's Club card. They wouldn't let me in! I tried to tell them my wife was in there, they didn't care, "you need to have a membership card". I tried to get in the exit when people came out, security stopped me! Me and the brother in-law had to wait in the parking lot, that was ten years ago, maybe they let everybody in now?

 

[Beer can]

The in-laws go to Maines Food and pantry warehouse now, everyone is allowed in there, and BJ's wholesale club, we have a membership there because my wife's niece works there and gets three, she gave us one for a wedding present. BJ's is awesome!