The Old Folks Home

[Peep_Show]

Thought y'all would enjoy this!



Why Seniors become confused

 

[ChickenCanoe]

good one.

How about this?

Goldberg was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,
anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Goldberg, how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Goldberg and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Goldberg! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Goldberg's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Goldberg that he thinks Goldberg's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Goldberg says. "President Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Goldberg says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Goldberg on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Goldberg, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in. Let's have a cup of coffee first, and catch up Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Goldberg, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Goldberg. "I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Goldberg and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Goldberg says, "This will never work... I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Goldberg emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Goldberg returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Goldberg asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, 'Who's that on the balcony with Goldberg?'"

 

[Latestarter]

Thanks @Peep_Show Those pics had me absolutely rolling... Haven't laughed like that in a while. It was needed

Thanks to you also CC... I wouldn't recognize the pope either... just sayin'

 

[vehve]

@Latestarter I don't think I had looked at your coop page before, those are some mighty fine coops you've got there. Looks like you built them to withstand a 4 foot snow load or something.

 

[vehve]

Oh yeah, don't know if I said it here, we got 4 baby bunnies yesterday. And it's about 5F out there right now, but they don't seem to mind, they're warm and snug in their nest of fur, and fat too, so the mommy is taking good care of them.

 

[drumstick diva]

CC loved it -

 

[ChickenCanoe]

Wow! It's made it up to 66F already today. 3F will be a shock.

 

[drumstick diva]

CC that's a bit hot for me - we've shot up to 42 F now and it's gorgeous outside. Of course we are going to drop like a stone in another day, with lows below zero and highs in single digits.

 

[dsqard]

Peep I loved the pictures! Hilarious! I needed the giggle

 

[bamadude]

First isbar egg today