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Rainy, dreary, nothin' better to do - Critter went down to the post office and managed to corner the carrier. Seems she couldn't find the house (our driveway is about 150' long, and trees obscure the house from the road) so she dumped the box on a porch a block over. That took a little doing; that house is back in the woods, too. The neighbor didn't want it; they called the post office to come get it. The saga continues . . . .
well... theres good news and bad news .... good...found the box.... Bad...its BACK in the post office hands....:th
 
well... theres good news and bad news .... good...found the box.... Bad...its BACK in the post office hands....:th

Seriously. I spent some time delivering pizzas back in the dawn of time, and I still can't follow the logic on this one. Right street, wrong house number I can see, but different street and only similar house number? What kind of sense does that make?
 
Seriously. I spent some time delivering pizzas back in the dawn of time, and I still can't follow the logic on this one. Right street, wrong house number I can see, but different street and only similar house number? What kind of sense does that make?
There for a while, we had an awful mail carrier... They would put the wrong mail in EVERY box. I think what they did was they just put all the mail for 1 street in a pile and just put a few in each box until they ran out... After the mail truck went away, everyone would come outside and scamper around exchanging mail... still happens every now and then...
 
Well, Critter's having himself a good ol' gripefest this evening. He had a package from Ebay that he's been tracking for over a week now. Supposedly, it arrived at the local Post Office during the pre-dawn hours this morning, and was delivered/picked up between 9:30 and 10:00 a.m. Here's the catch - we were home all day, and when he heard the postal carrier's truck (at a time well past 10 o'clock), he went out to check the mailbox to see if there was a card to go get the package. No card, no time for someone to have removed it from the box - according to the tracking, the package had already been picked up by then. He suspects a glitch in the system and the package is still at the Post Office - I sure hope he's right.:barnie
:eek: That's terrible! rant.gif
 
Morning all well read 4 pages catching up when I was growing up we had a 1 ton ford truck for the farm Daddy brought cattle, horses, pigs and chickens all in that old truck different things on the back for each, was 10 years later there was enough money for a proper horse trailer.. coffee gone for the day lots to do was given another shipping crate by the neighbor going to enlarge the new coop with it need bricks to get the even sides with existing coop then metal for the roof... and peanut butter cookies in between
 
Animal Selling Translation Guide


“I’m interested”…..Actually means: I wish I could buy it. But I won’t.


“Do you have more pictures”…..Actually means: I’d like to waste your time with more

photos, and info before I Never buy anything.


“I want it, can you hold it for me?”….Actually means: Can you hold it 2 weeks to a

month, and then I won’t show up to buy anyway.


“How many do you have?”…..Actually means: Get a count of all you have, But I’m only

looking for 1.


“Where are you located?”…..Actually means: You don’t live within 10 miles of my

house, so I’m not buying.


“I need to ask my spouse.”…..Actually means: I’ve never discussed it with my spouse,

so I’m going to waste your time before I try to get

approval. (Which Never happens)


“Is it good with kids?”…..Actually means: My kids are brats that I can’t control, but I’m

going to turn them loose on this little animal.


“Is it current on shots?”...Actually means: I don’t use a vet. If I have a problem, I ask a

question on FB, and beg others to support my gofundme

account, because I can’t afford a vet bill.


“Would you meet?”….Actually means: Meet me at the gas station by my house, so I

don’t have to drive more than a couple miles.


“Is delivery included?”….Actually means: I want you to spend $40.00 in gas to deliver

a $20.00 animal to me.
 

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