The Old Folks Home

[Alaskan]

No studs in a cinderblock wall.

maybe hidden ones, wrapped up in saranwrap.



(sorry, a bit too macabre? )

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Saran wrap doesn't hold up. Tarps. Tarps hold up.

 

[Alaskan]

Saran wrap doesn't hold up. Tarps. Tarps hold up.

so true.... tarps!

 

[Alaskan]

with oodles of duct tape

 

[microchick]

I drive a 1985 Mercedes. The trunk is huge on it. One day I was at the gas station buying gas for the lawnmower and somebody walked by and comment about the huge trunk while I was bungee tying it in. I was tired, so my inner snarkiness just burst forth and I said--It's great for transporting bodies. I can get two in depending on their size and weight--I got a strange look and the commenter hurried away.

 

[chickadoodles]

I drive a 1985 Mercedes. The trunk is huge on it. One day I was at the gas station buying gas for the lawnmower and somebody walked by and comment about the huge trunk while I was bungee tying it in. I was tired, so my inner snarkiness just burst forth and I said--It's great for transporting bodies. I can get two in depending on their size and weight--I got a strange look and the commenter hurried away.

That's funny!
I bought a Chrysler years ago and the trunk was huge! My sil came over to see it and saw the trunk and said ma that's a 3 body trunk! Lol

 

[drumstick diva]

My kind of humor. When I had a new dentist many years ago, he kept looking in my mouth and marking things on a piece of paper. It was making me nervous, so I asked if those marks were all cavities. He said he was just marking down fillings, etc. so the medical examiner could identify the body. That really cracked me up but, he turned out to be a really bad dentist.

 

[pennyJo1960]

I drive a 1985 Mercedes. The trunk is huge on it. One day I was at the gas station buying gas for the lawnmower and somebody walked by and comment about the huge trunk while I was bungee tying it in. I was tired, so my inner snarkiness just burst forth and I said--It's great for transporting bodies. I can get two in depending on their size and weight--I got a strange look and the commenter hurried away.

had me lmao

My kind of humor. When I had a new dentist many years ago, he kept looking in my mouth and marking things on a piece of paper. It was making me nervous, so I asked if those marks were all cavities. He said he was just marking down fillings, etc. so the medical examiner could identify the body. That really cracked me up but, he turned out to be a really bad dentist.

no clue to Run>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Peep_Show]

Thanks, folks!
I believe I have both the 4-foot and laser level, so that part will be fairly easy.
No bodies in the walls nor in the foundation that I know of. We had radon abatement done and I think with all the airflow going on any malfeasance might've been sniffable.

Diva -- Eek! I've always thought, though, that people should have their name tatooed in microletters on the backside of an earlobe....that might work, unless you're a Getty or van Gogh.

 

[Peep_Show]

AL and SCG -- Don't forget the lime!