Being married to a genius, has it's moments. When we put the electric fence up, the grands were warned not to touch it. One of the neighbor boys came over, and being typical boys, they dared each other to touch it. First my grandson, quickly put a finger on the fence, then pulled it back quickly. "Awww, that wasn't so bad" he told the other boy. The neighbor boy followed suit, and quickly touched the fence with one finger. "Yep, it wasn't bad at all", they agreed. My genius husband overheard this.
Dh comes into the house, gets his volt meter, goes and tests the fence. Yup, it's working. He keeps testing. It reads exactly as it should. This can't be right, since the boys touched the fence, and remarked that it wasn't too bad. Does this man even remember being a boy, and taking a dare? Anyway, my genius husband proceeds to take his whole hand, and grab on tightly to the fence. It's working just fine! He admitted that had he not already been sitting down to test the fence, it would have probably knocked him on his butt. Of course, I had to walk off, so as not to hurt his feelings, and have a good hard laugh.
Later on in the afternoon, when no one was listening, I asked my grandson if he wanted to go touch the fence again, to see if it was working. NOPE. I mentioned him saying it wasn't too bad, so why wouldn't he go touch it for me, and tell me if it was working? First off, they barely touched it with 1 fingertip. Secondly, it was a dare, and neither boy was willing to show any weakness. BUT neither one of them is willing to touch it again. Just what I thought.
In the meantime, several times my husband has wondered out loud, how touching the fence didn't bother the boys, but zapped the tar out of him. He speculates that it must be that the boys were wearing tennis shoes, which insulated them, while he was sitting on the ground. I agree, that must be it, and go off to chuckle.
He did order a fence tester. It came today. I went to test the fence, and reported back to him that the tester says the fence is working just fine, but he can go grab it to test it, if he thinks it's not working.