The Old Folks Home

[Alaskan]

They are letting the senior bus go out? No social distancing there?

Not sure how else she would eat.

I guess the bus driver could get a shopping list from all of the seniors .... then deliver the groceries....

 

[ronott1]

In the meantime they are digging them out of their hanging feeder and scattering them all over the place. I told them to "eat them off the floor or don't eat!"

The flock we had when I was growing up did not get a feeder. We scattered the feed on the run floor and they were fed once a day. They did fine!

 

[microchick]

The flock we had when I was growing up did not get a feeder. We scattered the feed on the run floor and they were fed once a day. They did fine!

We suspect our cattle dogs were never fed in a bowl before we rescued them. They will try to drag their food bowl around, wind up spilling the food on the floor and eat the food on the floor and ignore the food in the bowl.

As for the drunk guy at the end of the bar, he has had his dinner and is laying on the floor staring at me. I think he thinks it's time to go take care of his 'chicki birds'.

Meanwhile the girl at the end of the bar is asleep and unless she can catch and mangle one of the guy's chicki birds, she ain't interested.

 

[ronott1]

We suspect our cattle dogs were never fed in a bowl before we rescued them. They will try to drag their food bowl around, wind up spilling the food on the floor and eat the food on the floor and ignore the food in the bowl.

As for the drunk guy at the end of the bar, he has had his dinner and is laying on the floor staring at me. I think he thinks it's time to go take care of his 'chicki birds'.

Meanwhile the girl at the end of the bar is asleep and unless she can catch and mangle one of the guy's chicki birds, she ain't interested.

It does sound like the dogs were not fed with bowls.

I do like that guy at the bar game too

 

[microchick]

Yeah, I haven't even considered the cattle dogs yet but it would go something like:
Drunk Guy #1 at the end of the bar is laying on the bar.
Drunk Guy #2 at the end of the bar is beating up on....
Drunk Guy #3 at the end of the bar who is crouched on the floor covering his head from drunk guy #2 and crying like a little girl
Drunk Girl #4 at the end of the bar is passed out on the floor
Drunk Girl #5 at the end of the bar has made her way outside and is laying on her side in the grass.

 

[CapricornFarm]

The drunk guy at the bar wants to get with a chick , but the hens are all broody!

 

[Bunnylady]

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is sitting on the floor at my feet, whining. If I hold up one finger, he touches his nose to it, I say, "boop!" and scratch him on the head.

Oh, great. He just jumped up in my lap.

 

[Bunnylady]

So the drunk guy at the end of the bar and his brother had a fight, and now the brother is sitting in my lap.

 

[CapricornFarm]

So the drunk guy at the end of the bar and his brother had a fight, and now the brother is sitting in my lap.

Do they do lap dances?

 

[NotAFarm]

The drunk guy at the end of the bar, after lazing around in the sun and trying to interfere with garden clean-up all day, is sitting by the window staring at the squirrels.