The Parrot

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Chicken Woman, Nov 26, 2008.

  1. Chicken Woman

    Chicken Woman Incredible Egg

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    The Parrot


    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
    attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
    was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
    change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
    playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the
    bird's vocabulary.
    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
    back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
    the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
    screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for
    over a minute.
    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the
    freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
    said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
    actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
    I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
    behavior."
    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
    ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
    bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"[​IMG]

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
     
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  2. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Roosterboy

    Roosterboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I saw this before but it never stops being...

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  4. Lil Chirp

    Lil Chirp Chillin' With My Peeps

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    that was hilarious [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. Patch of Heaven Farm

    Patch of Heaven Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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