The perfect bedtime story for REDHEN

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, May 31, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    I'm reading Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series on my Kindle. I'm about a third of the way through book Four - The Dead Town - when I read a passage that made me realize this book would be the perfect bedtime story for our dear little Redhen.....

    '.......He expected something insectile to spring out of the splitting sack, nothing half as attractive as a Monarch butterfly, some strange hybrid cockroach with three heads or a spider with the face of an evil pig........'

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    I know what I'm getting Red for Christmas! [​IMG]
     
  2. bgelber

    bgelber Chillin' With My Peeps

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    why do you guys love being so mean to REDHEN. [​IMG]


    ***walks off reminding herself never let these people know what you fear***
     
  3. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:If I didn't love her, I'd totally ignore her. [​IMG]
     
  4. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:[​IMG] A piggy spider! [​IMG]
    Now i just MIGHT like one of THOSE!
     
  5. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Not to worry, she gives as good as she takes! Right, Red? [​IMG]


    *ranchie wonders what the bacon would taste like....*
     
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  6. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:LOL! Yes..they are mean, arent they?? [​IMG]
     
  7. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:If I didn't love her, I'd totally ignore her. [​IMG]

    *still taking notes..* [​IMG]
     
  8. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:Who MEEEEE?? [​IMG]
     
  9. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:UGH! I saw that Andrew Zimmerman eating those big hairy spiders somewhere.... said they tasted like crab??
     
  10. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Actually, crabs and lobsters are far more closely related to cockroaches. Look it up, I dare ya!
     

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