The perfect bedtime story for REDHEN

[gritsar]

I'm reading Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series on my Kindle. I'm about a third of the way through book Four - The Dead Town - when I read a passage that made me realize this book would be the perfect bedtime story for our dear little Redhen.....

'.......He expected something insectile to spring out of the splitting sack, nothing half as attractive as a Monarch butterfly, some strange hybrid cockroach with three heads or a spider with the face of an evil pig........'

I know what I'm getting Red for Christmas!

 

[bgelber]

why do you guys love being so mean to REDHEN.

***walks off reminding herself never let these people know what you fear***

 

[gritsar]

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If I didn't love her, I'd totally ignore her.

 

[redhen]

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A piggy spider!

Now i just MIGHT like one of THOSE!

 

[ranchhand]

Not to worry, she gives as good as she takes! Right, Red?

*ranchie wonders what the bacon would taste like....*

 

[redhen]

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LOL! Yes..they are mean, arent they??

 

[redhen]

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If I didn't love her, I'd totally ignore her.

*still taking notes..*

 

[redhen]

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Who MEEEEE??

 

[redhen]

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UGH! I saw that Andrew Zimmerman eating those big hairy spiders somewhere.... said they tasted like crab??

 

[ranchhand]

Actually, crabs and lobsters are far more closely related to cockroaches. Look it up, I dare ya!