The Politically Incorrect Thread

[PurpleChicken]

Today I was sharpening my lead knives when I got an urge to
chicken hunt. I went and got my bow and used some of my hens
as targets. They weren't happy about it but heck, they are just
animals, put on this planet to amuse me.

After the vultures cleaned up the chicken carcuses I changed the oil
in my trucks. This is an easy job cause I just open the oil drains
and let the oil flow into the swamp next to my house.

All of a sudden my dogs started barking. Barking drives me crazy.
I grabbed a shovel a beat the dogs with it. They whined a lot but
I just kept hitten em. Dang dogs.

After a hard day of killin and drinkin I loaded up my pickup truck with
lots of garbage and drove down that little road with the pictures
of birds nests hangin from trees. Dem woods were so clean and
pertty that I felt I must dump my garbage there so I did.

It was a good day. Tommorrow I'm gonna burn all them tar shingles
and PVC pipes that have been sitting in my dirt driveway for the
last 5 years. I think there's a car under that pile somewhere.

 

[Buster]

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

 

[nzpouter]

don't forget to slap the wife behind the head so she remembers to cook dinner.

 

[DuckLady]

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Naw, she already left a while ago. I wonder why. She did complain
a lot about the chewin tobaccy I spit all over the floors.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

FUNNY!

Can I post a rant about liberals, or dumb overprotective people, of people afraid of lawsuits?

 

[PurpleChicken]

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No ducks were harmed in the making of this thread.

 

[Marlinchaser]

Can I bring over some old asbestos siding that the landfill says I need special permits to get rid of?? I will bring along some extra gas to insure it burns good.


P.S. I will probably have to stop and siphon some from one of the church lots around here, those suckers keep to a schedule gives me a full hour to shop for what I need from thier cars.