Today I was sharpening my lead knives when I got an urge to chicken hunt. I went and got my bow and used some of my hens as targets. They weren't happy about it but heck, they are just animals, put on this planet to amuse me. After the vultures cleaned up the chicken carcuses I changed the oil in my trucks. This is an easy job cause I just open the oil drains and let the oil flow into the swamp next to my house. All of a sudden my dogs started barking. Barking drives me crazy. I grabbed a shovel a beat the dogs with it. They whined a lot but I just kept hitten em. Dang dogs. After a hard day of killin and drinkin I loaded up my pickup truck with lots of garbage and drove down that little road with the pictures of birds nests hangin from trees. Dem woods were so clean and pertty that I felt I must dump my garbage there so I did. It was a good day. Tommorrow I'm gonna burn all them tar shingles and PVC pipes that have been sitting in my dirt driveway for the last 5 years. I think there's a car under that pile somewhere.