The Politically Incorrect Thread

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by PurpleChicken, Mar 28, 2009.

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  1. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

    Apr 6, 2007
    Today I was sharpening my lead knives when I got an urge to
    chicken hunt. I went and got my bow and used some of my hens
    as targets. They weren't happy about it but heck, they are just
    animals, put on this planet to amuse me.

    After the vultures cleaned up the chicken carcuses I changed the oil
    in my trucks. This is an easy job cause I just open the oil drains
    and let the oil flow into the swamp next to my house.

    All of a sudden my dogs started barking. Barking drives me crazy.
    I grabbed a shovel a beat the dogs with it. They whined a lot but
    I just kept hitten em. Dang dogs.

    After a hard day of killin and drinkin I loaded up my pickup truck with
    lots of garbage and drove down that little road with the pictures
    of birds nests hangin from trees. Dem woods were so clean and
    pertty that I felt I must dump my garbage there so I did.

    It was a good day. Tommorrow I'm gonna burn all them tar shingles
    and PVC pipes that have been sitting in my dirt driveway for the
    last 5 years. I think there's a car under that pile somewhere.
  2. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

  3. B. Saffles Farms

    B. Saffles Farms Mr. Yappy Chickenizer

    Nov 23, 2008
    Madisonville, TN
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  4. nzpouter

    nzpouter Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 19, 2009
    new zealand
    don't forget to slap the wife behind the head so she remembers to cook dinner.
  5. DuckLady

    DuckLady ~~~Administrator~~~BYC Store Support Staff Member

    Jan 11, 2007
    NE Washington State
  6. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana


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  7. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

    Apr 6, 2007
    Quote:Naw, she already left a while ago. I wonder why. She did complain
    a lot about the chewin tobaccy I spit all over the floors.
  8. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    FUNNY! [​IMG]

    Can I post a rant about liberals, or dumb overprotective people, of people afraid of lawsuits?
  9. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

    Apr 6, 2007
    Quote:No ducks were harmed in the making of this thread. [​IMG]
  10. Marlinchaser

    Marlinchaser Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 18, 2007
    Can I bring over some old asbestos siding that the landfill says I need special permits to get rid of?? I will bring along some extra gas to insure it burns good.

    P.S. I will probably have to stop and siphon some from one of the church lots around here, those suckers keep to a schedule gives me a full hour to shop for what I need from thier cars.
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