Jump off the pier at the beach yelling something stupid like "bureaucracy!"
(I haven't even jumped off the pier yet sans yelling, so there's some ways to go).
It's a hard one, I've crossed a lot off my bucket list in recent years...
I have a sharp wit on good days.
(And I always read back on things I wrote months/years ago and can have a jolly good laugh- entertainment to the max, past me)