The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[gointothebirdsfarm]

If you need to poop try those tortillas I bought the other day.
Way more fiber in them than a nasty glass of prune juice.

I've actually grown to kinda like prune juice! tortillas probably won't work either. Nothing does really...I'm trying it warm because warmth stimulates the peristalic waves in your intestines depending on who you are. It always works for the elderly.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

WHY THOUGH? What is wrong with microwaved chicken? It literally tastes like plain chicken breast.
why don’t you just boil it, huh?

Boil?
The very thought sickens me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I've actually grown to kinda like prune juice! tortillas probably won't work either. Nothing does really...I'm trying it warm because warmth stimulates the peristalic waves in your intestines depending on who you are. It always works for the elderly.

Have you tried Miralax? Or drinking more of the juice? Or actual prunes?

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Maybe you need to drink more of it!

Uggg...my tummy is already protesting...the top part

 

[ShrekDawg]

Boil?
The very thought sickens me.

We boil it when we make chicken salad or buffalo chicken dip but never to just eat plain lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Uggg...my tummy is already protesting...the top part

Sorry

 

[featherhead007]

Both

NSA!

 

[Kiki]

Oh gosh I forgot Kiki isn’t on the island! I tackle you then.

I think you need to join Conan. Being stranded on a doomed penal island has caused you to go cuckoo, nuthouse.
You can’t eat me anyways. Velveeta, remember?


“Blood Princess! I need to pour Velveeta on you too, if you want immunity to her repulsive mouth,” Amer says.

Where the heck am I?

 

[Amer]

Amer tackles the terrible monster and squirts EZ cheese down her gullet.

Velveeta isn't as bad as straight up vegan cheese.

I'll eat up in one mouthful.

Nooo! That is not in my arsenal.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Have you tried Miralax? Or drinking more of the juice? Or actual prunes?

Tried Miralax...it killed me. Like seriously. It made me so sick...I was cramping and nauseated and was barely even still going.