The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Kiki]

I just ate a bunch of lettuce (with dressing) and 8 oz of warm prune juice. I may be sleeping in a very unusual position tonight.

If you need to poop try those tortillas I bought the other day.
Way more fiber in them than a nasty glass of prune juice.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Really!? If I had that it would be a lot faster lmao

Yea...

 

[Amer]

And KiKi quickly slips away into a convenient SpaceTime Vortex!

Noooo

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yea...

Maybe you need to drink more of it!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Noooo

Don’t worry, I kicked her out of my vortex b

 

[Amer]

Where is Kiki then? The dungeon?

 

[Kiki]

Back, fiend! Touch the Pigeon Bride, and die by my scalpel! I'll not have her death on my head!

CONAN!

 

[Painted Calls]

Where is Kiki then? The dungeon?

Nah. Faker Kiki is in the dungeon.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Oh gosh I forgot Kiki isn’t on the island! I tackle you then.

I think you need to join Conan. Being stranded on a doomed penal island has caused you to go cuckoo, nuthouse.
You can’t eat me anyways. Velveeta, remember?


“Blood Princess! I need to pour Velveeta on you too, if you want immunity to her repulsive mouth,” Amer says.

Velveeta isn't as bad as straight up vegan cheese.

I'll eat up in one mouthful.

 

[Painted Calls]

Nah. Faker Kiki is in the dungeon.

We should probably turn her loose.