The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[EverythingDucks]

Ah, an excellent idea! I shall retrieve thy head from the Nutter Queen's stomach once I have finished gutting her.
I shall even take extra care to sew it on the right way.

I've already shredded it and burned it on a stake.

 

[EverythingDucks]

I've already shredded it and burned it on a stake.

I didnt eat it.

 

[Amer]

I've already shredded it and burned it on a stake.

Looks like you may need a different head as substitute.

 

[EverythingDucks]

And thou art now quite doomed.
*Rapid-fire staples into the Queen's mouth, followed by a bathroom scale to the head.*

Hold up. You werent on the island before?!?

 

[FrankieDoodle]

And thou art now quite doomed.
*Rapid-fire staples into the Queen's mouth, followed by a bathroom scale to the head.*

*Gasp* not the queen! *releases Puff Puff on you*

 

[Amer]

I've already shredded it and burned it on a stake.

With Saffy around you can never be too careful, I suppose.

 

[Amer]

Hold up. You werent on the island before?!?

Yes she was. Sealer brought her there, remember?

 

[EverythingDucks]

And thou art now quite doomed.
*Rapid-fire staples into the Queen's mouth, followed by a bathroom scale to the head.*

*flashes you before you can do anything*

 

[Amer]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/the-queens-island-enter-if-you-dare.1419400/post-23342737

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I've already shredded it and burned it on a stake.

*Noble Spook flogs the queen's head from behind while the Blood Princess slices her scalpel across the wicked monarch's throat.*
Fool!

@Amer, alas, I have lost thy head. Shall I give thee a chicken head instead, or would you like a flamingo? I do not know if we have pigeons....