The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[EverythingDucks]

Nuttiest of all?
Dost thou cackle as a goat crossed with a guinea would? I do.

I snort like a pig. And clothe fakers.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I have captured a dozen skunks, 9 raccoons, 7 possum in my traps.. now I am going to sneak into the kingdom of Bob and release them near faker Eilleen’s dux..

And set a trap for her..

Your trapping skills are weak at best. you really think I would fall for this?
The kingdom of Bob has an unlimited supply of free coffee, starbucks is for hippies and fools of the modern world. And if I need boots I will fashion some from the skin and hair of the next trespasser who dares to defy the skunk army.

 

[Nabiki]

You could have taken the whole plate of them.

That would be greedy. I have to leave some for other passerbys.

 

[Nabiki]

They need my on their team.
Also, rp or not, I am the nuttiest nutter of all, therefore the Queen Of Nutters.

You're going to have to fight the new queen for that title. I believe that @Kiki has already taken the throne.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Your trapping skills are weak at best. you really think I would fall for this?
The kingdom of Bob has an unlimited supply of free coffee, starbucks is for hippies and fools of the modern world. And if I need boots I will fashion some from the skin and hair of the next trespasser who dares to defy the skunk army.
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Give me that Nutella, please. And swap the coffee for a tube of M&Ms.
Seriously, though -- the Nutella. Now.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Give me that Nutella, please. And swap the coffee for a tube of M&Ms.
Seriously, though -- the Nutella. Now.

Smdh. You'll be roasting over the jesters fire in no time.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Smdh. You'll be roasting over the jesters fire in no time.

Fine, keep it.
... Can I please have the M&Ms, though?

 

[EverythingDucks]

You're going to have to fight the new queen for that title. I believe that @Kiki has already taken the throne.

aint.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Fine, keep it.
... Can I please have the M&Ms, though?

There is no such thing in the kingdom of Bob. We watch our weight and only eat things we kill or forage ourselves. We are a thrifty bunch.
We hide away all the money we get from the US for safe keeping, we never spend it on useless junk.
We have buried treasure all over the place here..
It's no wonder we are constantly being harassed by those who are jealous of our spoils.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I spend one day hiding from Ralphie and this is what happens

Sorry girl you joined a kingdom that wants to hide in the woods and rely on handouts while using skunks and mushrooms to protect you? It was bound to happen.
Take a bath and shave and I'll let you join us otherwise good luck in the Kingdom of Slob.