The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[The Moonshiner]

Careful -- she might take that literally, and then you'll be short an arm.
She'll probably also go for your head.

I was finishing her statement for her.
If she wants to chew her arm off irl she can be my guest

 

[duluthralphie]

The Kingdom of Bob is a landlocked oasis in the midst of a high plains desert. Methinks 3rd Peg Leg Sealer cannot get his ship here in one piece.

I think you have that backwards..

the kingdom of Bob is a skunk infested wasteland with only enough water to shower 4 times a year.... surrounded by vast areas of lush vegetation and riches galore.


However, on the bright side, people living in a wasteland grow slowly and have little grease when fried up.

 

[EverythingDucks]

You had less than a second and you were brain dead.

Yeah, not fair.
Fine, I'll send my magical flying squirrel monkeys after you.
There, they just tore your head off and they're eating your body.

 

[R2elk]

I think you have that backwards..

the kingdom of Bob is a skunk infested wasteland with only enough water to shower 4 times a year.... surrounded by vast areas of lush vegetation and riches galore.


However, on the bright side, people living in a wasteland grow slowly and have little grease when fried up.

You obviously did not look around very closely while you were here. This is the only greenery around here and yes it is surrounded by arid wasteland.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Fine, I'll send my magical flying squirrel monkeys after you.

Never heard of that hybrid before.
Are they monkeys the size of flying squirrels, flying squirrels the size of monkeys, or monkeys with flying squirrel flaps under their arms?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You obviously did not look around very closely while you were here. This is the only greenery around here and yes it is surrounded by arid wasteland.

Is it on top of a sand dune in Wyoming, by chance?

 

[R2elk]

Is it on top of a sand dune in Wyoming, by chance?

It is a sand dune a mile above sea level.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

It is a sand dune a mile above sea level.

Yeah, 3rd Peg Leg Sealer is definitely not getting his ship there in one piece.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

It started in the absurd.

True dat.

 

[Nabiki]

Yeah, not fair.
Fine, I'll send my magical flying squirrel monkeys after you.
There, they just tore your head off and they're eating your body.

1. You're dead
2. The Sorceress Queen can't be found. No one knows where the lands of mists are
3. If you play an obviously evil character, don't be surprised when the other players decide that they've had enough.