The sharing of marriage

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    The sharing of marriage

    The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

    He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

    He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people arou nd them were looking over and whispering.

    Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can
    afford is one meal for the two of them.'

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

    The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing
    everything.

    People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
    She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
    another meal for them.

    This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

    Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

    She answered




    (Continue below - This is great)







    'THE TEETH.'
     
  2. Cats Critters

    Cats Critters Completely Indecisive

    That is a horrible joke! But I am still laughing [​IMG]
     
  3. EllyMae

    EllyMae Chillin' With My Peeps

    Ohhhh Barrffff [​IMG]
     
  4. Year of the Rooster

    Year of the Rooster Sebright Savvy

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    That's kind of sad but still funny [​IMG]
     
  5. al6517

    al6517 Real Men can Cook

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    Huge mouth open belly laugh,Old folks jokes are so fun. Ya gotta love em.
     
  6. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    I told that joke in our local hangout last year, but very seriously, like it really happened and I had watched the whole thing. I had everyone just in tears imagining this poor old couple, they were thinking she was going to say she wasn't hungry so he could eat her half,, and how they should maybe buy a meal and have taken to their table after they left etc. When I said "The teeth" half our table spit coffee, the other half snorted salsa. I love that joke, thanks for sharing it!
     

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