The Society of Weird People

[charnic44]

(I wouldn't do that... He might seek revenge...)

That makes sense.... coming from a guy....

 

[MsChickenMomma]

I just successfully held back a sneeze.










But now my chest hurts.....

 

[NinjaRooster]

That makes sense.... coming from a guy....

Personally, I wouldn't.

Then again, I would have taken the hint... Heck, I wouldn't have even flirted to begin with...

 

[Chickenfan4life]

So today I dressed up as a giant spoon in gym shorts and then went around hoisting strangers over my shoulders screaming, ''you're an egg YOU'RE AN EGG' racing down the street, taking their punches and kicks to my spine and and stomach. I then helped an old lady across the road who didn't actually want to cross the road and was trying to get in her house.
I got chased down an alleyway by a security guard who thought I'd been shoplifted from a kitchenware store by a school kid on their lunch break.
Whilst I sheltered behind a dumpster I was approached by a slightly larger spoon in a cardboard box who tried to snuggle up to me. I shoved him away and ran off with his slightly better looking mate who worked part time as a dish for a posh restaurant my mum used to own.

The moral of the story is, always say your please and thank you's and if you hear the postman coming, always wrench the door open just before he puts his hand out with your mail (this is even more effective if it's incredibly early in the morning...and it's dark, very dark.

How... interesting.. xD

 

[Chickenfan4life]

Quote: I can handle revenge. Let it be a war! >

 

[chickenboy190]

So today I dressed up as a giant spoon in gym shorts and then went around hoisting strangers over my shoulders screaming, ''you're an egg YOU'RE AN EGG' racing down the street, taking their punches and kicks to my spine and and stomach. I then helped an old lady across the road who didn't actually want to cross the road and was trying to get in her house.
I got chased down an alleyway by a security guard who thought I'd been shoplifted from a kitchenware store by a school kid on their lunch break.
Whilst I sheltered behind a dumpster I was approached by a slightly larger spoon in a cardboard box who tried to snuggle up to me. I shoved him away and ran off with his slightly better looking mate who worked part time as a dish for a posh restaurant my mum used to own.

The moral of the story is, always say your please and thank you's and if you hear the postman coming, always wrench the door open just before he puts his hand out with your mail (this is even more effective if it's incredibly early in the morning...and it's dark, very dark.

That sounds like a awesome day. Why can't I have fun like that. lol

 

[NinjaRooster]

I can handle revenge. Let it be a war! >

...um, I'm talking about like, legal revenge.

 

[charnic44]

Personally, I wouldn't.

Then again, I would have taken the hint... Heck, I wouldn't have even flirted to begin with...

Ummm.... I'm trying to decide if Chickenfan should be offended or not........ Lol! Jk!!!

 

[Chickenfan4life]

Quote: He wont be able to if it's just a slap or something. I'm not saying I'ma cut or break him. xD

 

[purplesquirrel]

I just successfully held back a sneeze.










But now my chest hurts.....

never hold back sneezes! Every time you hold back a sneeze, a fairy dies...no wait...