The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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Yup. Sorry to be a party pooper, but the enemy fleet is still technically active, and we can't risk them getting a superweapon.

Darn.

Ah well, I'm not sure where the disco ball is at this particular moment, anyway. May as well kick bad guy backside.

Here - if it's necessary, we can have a light show.

*Tosses Eenie an AK-932 with incendiary rounds* You know how to use it, right? AK rifles are simple.

You and your Kalashnikovs.

Honestly, I'm surprised you don't have a literal wall of guns!

Actually... *Opens the door to his cabin in Kooshie - revealing 3 walls and a closet COVERED with guns and stocked with ammo*

Wow. This ranges somewhere between "properly paranoid" and "crazy prepared."

Eenie, if you don't like the AK, you can help yourself to any of its extended family.

 

[eenie114]

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Darn.

Ah well, I'm not sure where the disco ball is at this particular moment, anyway. May as well kick bad guy backside.

Here - if it's necessary, we can have a light show.

*Tosses Eenie an AK-932 with incendiary rounds* You know how to use it, right? AK rifles are simple.

You and your Kalashnikovs.

Honestly, I'm surprised you don't have a literal wall of guns!

Actually... *Opens the door to his cabin in Kooshie - revealing 3 walls and a closet COVERED with guns and stocked with ammo*

Wow. This ranges somewhere between "properly paranoid" and "crazy prepared."

Eenie, if you don't like the AK, you can help yourself to any of its extended family.

*Exammines* Aim and pull the trigger?

Dang, this thing weighs as much as I do.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

so what exactly are we doing?

 

[eenie114]

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Kicking greek god army rear.

 

[Q9]

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Here - if it's necessary, we can have a light show.

*Tosses Eenie an AK-932 with incendiary rounds* You know how to use it, right? AK rifles are simple.

You and your Kalashnikovs.

Honestly, I'm surprised you don't have a literal wall of guns!

Actually... *Opens the door to his cabin in Kooshie - revealing 3 walls and a closet COVERED with guns and stocked with ammo*

Wow. This ranges somewhere between "properly paranoid" and "crazy prepared."

Eenie, if you don't like the AK, you can help yourself to any of its extended family.

*Exammines* Aim and pull the trigger?

Dang, this thing weighs as much as I do.

It's only 9 pounds.

Well, see, it's a high caliber, and the bullets have a lot more kick than normal, so it's a good idea to hold it really tight to your shoulder. Unless you want to dislocate your collar bone, anyway.

There's other, lighter guns if you want - just search the wall. A laser rifle might be more your style anyway - no recoil.

Ah, Crazy, there you are! We're heading to Earth to investigate the whole deal with Zeus and Atlantis. Want a gun? I've got plenty!

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Kicking greek god army rear.

I don't suppose you guys'll need any help?

 

[Q9]

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Kicking greek god army rear.

I don't suppose you guys'll need any help?

Like I said - have a shotgun! *Tosses Crazy a loaded automatic shotgun* Careful - it's 4-gauge and has a kick equivalent to a mutant horse on steroids. And yes, I've been kicked by one of those before.

 

[eenie114]

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*Exammines* Aim and pull the trigger?

Dang, this thing weighs as much as I do.

It's only 9 pounds.

Well, see, it's a high caliber, and the bullets have a lot more kick than normal, so it's a good idea to hold it really tight to your shoulder. Unless you want to dislocate your collar bone, anyway.

There's other, lighter guns if you want - just search the wall. A laser rifle might be more your style anyway - no recoil.

Ah, Crazy, there you are! We're heading to Earth to investigate the whole deal with Zeus and Atlantis. Want a gun? I've got plenty!

It seems heavy. *Puts the AK back on the wall and finds something lighter* I think I can handle this one. *Is holding the smallest laser rifle there was*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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I don't suppose you guys'll need any help?

Like I said - have a shotgun! *Tosses Crazy a loaded automatic shotgun* Careful - it's 4-gauge and has a kick equivalent to a mutant horse on steroids. And yes, I've been kicked by one of those before.

May i? *modifies it to cat size* Don't worry, i'll redo it.

 

[eenie114]

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I don't suppose you guys'll need any help?

Like I said - have a shotgun! *Tosses Crazy a loaded automatic shotgun* Careful - it's 4-gauge and has a kick equivalent to a mutant horse on steroids. And yes, I've been kicked by one of those before.

He's a CAT!!