The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

EE lover :

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*Is suddenly very, very happy about having several layers of metal between her human body and the terrifying vampire chicken*

If you kill or injure any of the other crew members, I'm going to have your beak trimmed, your spurs cut off, and chains permanently attached to your legs. Got it?

don't worry! *wipes blood off of beak* It's best if I chop off their heads and drink THAT blood, and I don't like cat or goat's blood. AND they have to be on their native planet and very scared so more blood comes out.​

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

 

[EE lover:)]

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don't worry! *wipes blood off of beak* It's best if I chop off their heads and drink THAT blood, and I don't like cat or goat's blood. AND they have to be on their native planet and very scared so more blood comes out.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

teeheeheee. I was just trying to reassure you, but of COURSE I make a spaceship sick. of course.

 

[canada-goose]

EE lover :

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

teeheeheee. I was just trying to reassure you, but of COURSE I make a spaceship sick. of course.

*Grumbles* It's kind of gross. Can't you just eat artificially created nutrient slop food rather than eating your enemies?

*Lands at the Portland, Oregon spaceport*

 

[duckluv]

*Giant frog jumps on Kooshie, croaking loudly*

 

[EE lover:)]

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teeheeheee. I was just trying to reassure you, but of COURSE I make a spaceship sick. of course.

*Grumbles* It's kind of gross. Can't you just eat artificially created nutrient slop food rather than eating your enemies?

*Lands at the Portland, Oregon spaceport*

I don't EAT them, I drink their blood. There's a difference, Ya know!

 

[canada-goose]

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*Stares at the giant mutant cyborg frog* Uh oh.

 

[duckluv]

*Mutters something about giant amphibians and sangre ventosas*

EE, go chop that frog's head off.

 

[EE lover:)]

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Right away! HOO-HA! *frog head goes flying* It's off, goat death person!

 

[EE lover:)]

And Im Not A Blood Sucker Im Awesome!

 

[duckluv]

You know, I wish you'd be a bit less enthusiastic about some things. *Walks out of Kooshie*