I'm fine. It's just my spaceship - can you fix it? It's main computer got messed up. I was playing a game of slapjack with it when it suddenly said *Error. Error. Made mistake and slapped a one instead of jack, systems reversed to fix.* So ever since then, as weird as it may seem, the stupid computer has reversed all it's and the spaceship's controls. When I steer left, it goes right. If I steer right, it goes left. Down goes up, up goes down. If I give the computer a voice command, it tries it's hardest to do the opposite. And I can't tell if it's a virus or a joke on its part! Computer #20-3 has always been a little prankster. *Computer #20-3 gives out static* "MAYBE YOU PROGRAMMED IT INTO ME"
I'm fine. It's just my spaceship - can you fix it? It's main computer got messed up. I was playing a game of slapjack with it when it suddenly said *Error. Error. Made mistake and slapped a one instead of jack, systems reversed to fix.* So ever since then, as weird as it may seem, the stupid computer has reversed all it's and the spaceship's controls. When I steer left, it goes right. If I steer right, it goes left. Down goes up, up goes down. If I give the computer a voice command, it tries it's hardest to do the opposite. And I can't tell if it's a virus or a joke on its part! Computer #20-3 has always been a little prankster. *Computer #20-3 gives out static* "MAYBE YOU PROGRAMMED IT INTO ME"
I'm not a computer expert but *turns a camera to stare at TM* His Majesty is. Maybe you should see if he can help, I think he has too much free time on his hands.
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I'm fine. It's just my spaceship - can you fix it? It's main computer got messed up. I was playing a game of slapjack with it when it suddenly said *Error. Error. Made mistake and slapped a one instead of jack, systems reversed to fix.* So ever since then, as weird as it may seem, the stupid computer has reversed all it's and the spaceship's controls. When I steer left, it goes right. If I steer right, it goes left. Down goes up, up goes down. If I give the computer a voice command, it tries it's hardest to do the opposite. And I can't tell if it's a virus or a joke on its part! Computer #20-3 has always been a little prankster. *Computer #20-3 gives out static* "MAYBE YOU PROGRAMMED IT INTO ME"
I'm not a computer expert but *turns a camera to stare at TM* His Majesty is. Maybe you should see if he can help, I think he has too much free time on his hands.
Yeah, he seems to feel the need to try to hack computer #3 and take over Kooshie's mind. Give him something to do before he blows himself to bits. 'Course, then we'd have the fun of putting him back together.
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I'm fine. It's just my spaceship - can you fix it? It's main computer got messed up. I was playing a game of slapjack with it when it suddenly said *Error. Error. Made mistake and slapped a one instead of jack, systems reversed to fix.* So ever since then, as weird as it may seem, the stupid computer has reversed all it's and the spaceship's controls. When I steer left, it goes right. If I steer right, it goes left. Down goes up, up goes down. If I give the computer a voice command, it tries it's hardest to do the opposite. And I can't tell if it's a virus or a joke on its part! Computer #20-3 has always been a little prankster. *Computer #20-3 gives out static* "MAYBE YOU PROGRAMMED IT INTO ME"
I'm not a computer expert but *turns a camera to stare at TM* His Majesty is. Maybe you should see if he can help, I think he has too much free time on his hands.
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I'm not a computer expert but *turns a camera to stare at TM* His Majesty is. Maybe you should see if he can help, I think he has too much free time on his hands.
Yeah, he seems to feel the need to try to hack computer #3 and take over Kooshie's mind. Give him something to do before he blows himself to bits. 'Course, then we'd have the fun of putting him back together.
It's not funny.
*Knows that it is a bit funny, but doesn't want to admit it*
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I'm not a computer expert but *turns a camera to stare at TM* His Majesty is. Maybe you should see if he can help, I think he has too much free time on his hands.
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TM Chickens, Senior Robot Technician/King of Half of the Known Universe.