The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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*Hurries into the elevator* Sorry.

The flash-wahtchamacallit had worn off, anyway... I think.

*Activates the elevator, taking everyone to the top floor*

*Using Eenie's communications pin*

If you're bored, I can tell a few jokes...

 

[Q9]

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*Activates the elevator, taking everyone to the top floor*

*Using Eenie's communications pin*

If you're bored, I can tell a few jokes...

Here we are. Kooshie, I hope you don't mind, but I carried Spam out if you want to use him to follow.

Now, then... *Sets to work activating the transponder*

 

[canada-goose]

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*Using Eenie's communications pin*

If you're bored, I can tell a few jokes...

Here we are. Kooshie, I hope you don't mind, but I carried Spam out if you want to use him to follow.

Now, then... *Sets to work activating the transponder*

Ah, so that's where it went. Very wise of you to bring it along. *Turns on Spam*

Why did the smartship cross the road?

 

[Q9]

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Here we are. Kooshie, I hope you don't mind, but I carried Spam out if you want to use him to follow.

Now, then... *Sets to work activating the transponder*

Ah, so that's where it went. Very wise of you to bring it along. *Turns on Spam*

Why did the smartship cross the road?

Oh, so it WAS a good idea!

Dang. I'm actually astounded. That's rare.

I dunno - why DID it? *Activates the transponder* AHA! Here we go! *A portal opens up and immediately sucks everyone near it in*

 

[canada-goose]

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Ah, so that's where it went. Very wise of you to bring it along. *Turns on Spam*

Why did the smartship cross the road?

Oh, so it WAS a good idea!

Dang. I'm actually astounded. That's rare.

I dunno - why DID it? *Activates the transponder* AHA! Here we go! *A portal opens up and immediately sucks everyone near it in*

It didn't. No self respecting smartship would want to imitate a chicken.

*Seems to find this joke hilarious*

 

[Q9]

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Oh, so it WAS a good idea!

Dang. I'm actually astounded. That's rare.

I dunno - why DID it? *Activates the transponder* AHA! Here we go! *A portal opens up and immediately sucks everyone near it in*

It didn't. No self respecting smartship would want to imitate a chicken.

*Seems to find this joke hilarious*

OOF! *Lands on the other side of the portal with Spam and Steve (and I'm assuming Eenie and Crazy)* Well, we're here. Just my luck, looks like the power's out and the creepy auxiliary lights are on.

I swear I think we live in a movie, or some 21st century kid's twisted daydream. Just enough light to illuminate the dead bodies, and creepy noises all around. *Pricks up ears and sniffs the air*

 

[canada-goose]

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It didn't. No self respecting smartship would want to imitate a chicken.

*Seems to find this joke hilarious*

OOF! *Lands on the other side of the portal with Spam and Steve (and I'm assuming Eenie and Crazy)* Well, we're here. Just my luck, looks like the power's out and the creepy auxiliary lights are on.

I swear I think we live in a movie, or some 21st century kid's twisted daydream. Just enough light to illuminate the dead bodies, and creepy noises all around. *Pricks up ears and sniffs the air*

*Makes Spam stand up, still laughing quietly*

I keep expecting music to start playing. Our lives seem very soundtrackworthy.

 

[Q9]

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OOF! *Lands on the other side of the portal with Spam and Steve (and I'm assuming Eenie and Crazy)* Well, we're here. Just my luck, looks like the power's out and the creepy auxiliary lights are on.

I swear I think we live in a movie, or some 21st century kid's twisted daydream. Just enough light to illuminate the dead bodies, and creepy noises all around. *Pricks up ears and sniffs the air*

*Makes Spam stand up, still laughing quietly*

I keep expecting music to start playing. Our lives seem very soundtrackworthy.

Come on, let's get looking. *Activates a helmet light and walks down the hallway, plasma rifle at the ready*

 

[canada-goose]

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*Makes Spam stand up, still laughing quietly*

I keep expecting music to start playing. Our lives seem very soundtrackworthy.

Come on, let's get looking. *Activates a helmet light and walks down the hallway, plasma rifle at the ready*

Say, did you bring any extra weapons for Spam to use? I doubt that it'll be much use in a fight when it can only kick and punch.

 

[Q9]

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Come on, let's get looking. *Activates a helmet light and walks down the hallway, plasma rifle at the ready*

Say, did you bring any extra weapons for Spam to use? I doubt that it'll be much use in a fight when it can only kick and punch.

Here. *Tosses an AK-632 to Spam* Powerful bullets. Accurate. Reliable.

You are the definition of crazy prepared.

We're in Area 51, and everyone is dead, it looks like. I SHOULD be prepared! Let's see if we can get any info on where Zeus is, or at least what happened here. Something - lots of things, it looks like - with big claws went through here. *Kicks in a door to reveal an entrance to an emergency bunker* Kooshie, get Spam to hack the lock - there may be survivors or information inside. And the portal just closed.