The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Wow, that guy is predictable. Loud, too.

*To Zeus* Hello! Did you have a nice nap?

*Zeus* You will release me immediately, or I will give you an electrifying experience.

Two problems. Number one, that was a terrible pun. Number two, I have your lightning thingies.

*Zeus* YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!

Okay, look. I'm wearing Ares' armor. That speaks for itself. You REALLY want to try to boss me around? *Sounding a lot more serious than usual*

*starts walking around Zeus.*

 

[eenie114]

Yeah, that was the worst word play ever.

How shall we torture him?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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*sniffs as Zeus with disdain.* "Inferior life form."

 

[canada-goose]

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*Singing* I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
everybody's nerves
everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
and this is how it goes...

 

[Q9]

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*sniffs as Zeus with disdain.* "Inferior life form."

*Zeus, temporarily appearing very majestic and powerful* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME?!

Oh, for Pete's sake, would you shut up? *Kicks Zeus' legs, knocking him down* Okay, can I gun him down in cold blood now?

 

[eenie114]

No, don't kill him in here! There would be blood on the carpet.

Seriously, though. Can't we just stick him in an insane asylum forever more?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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*sniffs as Zeus with disdain.* "Inferior life form."

*Zeus, temporarily appearing very majestic and powerful* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME?!

Oh, for Pete's sake, would you shut up? *Kicks Zeus' legs, knocking him down* Okay, can I gun him down in cold blood now?

Could i have it as a pet?

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Kooshie had a carpet? good! because it's shedding season!

No, i wouldn't mind turning him into another subfunction of the definition of "Insane".

 

[BirdNut]

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What was that?!

That was a-- *cough* ...plant I found whilst exploring a planet one day, I was keeping it in a jar for future experimentation. I've just found it contained microscopic, mildly poisonous spores in the flower. *Ambrosia begins ventilation*

 

[eenie114]

Crazy, I hope I'm not allergic to you.
And NO! you may not keep him as a pet!