the things kids say

[purr]

The other day my DD and my 2 grandchildren were coming home from an outing in Cow Hampshire.
We went through a toll booth and as we were driving away, my 2year old granddaughter ,Sophie said "NO DONUTS?"

I told DD she spends way too much time at the drive through for Dunkin Donuts

Would love to hear everyone else's stories

 

[luvzmybabz]

We bought a bred rabbit at auction on Saturday Yesterday she has her kits. My sister came over when she came in my almost 5 year old said " SHHHHHHHHHH mom's bunny is laying her babies." guess he spends to much time around the chickens.

 

[miss_jayne]

at my oldest daughter's 3rd b'day party, she had an awesome kid moment.

hannah had to use the potty, so both great grandma's took her. she went into one stall w/ DH's nanny. my g'ma in stall next to them.

my daughter says, "Nanny! Why is your booty so BIG?"

my g'ma had to cover her mouth so she wouldn't laugh out loud!!!

hannah is 14 now and we don't let her forget about this little kid blunder!!!

 

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

My 5 year old has been walking around with her guitar singing "Can I get a What What. Can I get a Peep Peep"
I think its funny. My MIL thinks its a waste of the guitar.

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

My 3 year old cuz ate a tough pork chop and said, "This pork chop's as tough as a gang member!"

 

[Break an Egg]

My stepson and I were at the grocery store and we were looking at the seafood. I was asking him what he thought the crabcakes are, and his response was "cookies"

 

[holliewould]

By mistake I let my brother hang out with my kid when my kid was 4. My kid came home and asked if I wanted to see how birdies flew. Then my kid flicked his middle fingers at me going "tweet tweet tweet". I haven't seen uncle Mike since.

Kidding, I saw my brother in a half way house a year later.

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

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[SundownWaterfowl]

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That is hilarious! Lol

 

[wegotchickens]

When my 4 year old neice saw my feather foot bantams she told me the only other chicks she'd ever seen had bald feet.