the things kids say

[AllChookUp]

My 3-year-old granddaughter Ava (for whatever reason) thinks I am the only person in the world that matters.

So, my wife (Ava calls her Nana) tends to tease her because Ava sits on my lap and tells Nana to stay away from me.

Last Friday it went like this:

Nana: "Ava, don't touch him, he's MY Pappa".
Ava: "No, Nana - you're too old for him".

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[a2ms4chickens]

A few weeks after my DS started school, he came home and asked who his step-dad was?

My DH and I were like, 'What! Why would you ask that?'

He explained that his friends at school get to go away on the weekends to visit their dads, because they live with their moms and step-dads.

We had to tell him that he didn't have a step-dad. He was kind of disappointed because he didn't have one.

 

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

Quote:
Kid just doesnt know how lucky he is yet.

 

[HorseFeathers]

I have one from when I was a toddler:

Mom: "So, honey, what would you like for dinner?"
Me, very decicevly: "Eyeshweem!" (meaning ice cream)

This story has been repeated many, MANY times in our family.

 

[purr]

when I was 5 my father would tell me to finish my dinner and I would tell him I was full but would insist I should get desert and he would say " didn't you just say you were full" and I would tell him the my dinner compartment was, but my desert compartment was empty!