The Things You Never Said Before You Had Pets Thread!

[ChickenFolks]

"No you don't walk there that's where my dog..... The hose is over there i'll get you a towel." (to my friend)

"COME TO MAMA! FLUFFY BUTT CUDDLING TIME!" (to my backyard were everybody is)

The list goes on and on............. /\----/\
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[Birdlife99]

Don't sit there Betty just.... Oh never mind you will have to wipe it off (after they have sat in bird poop and have a white mark on their pants )

 

[OneShotHunter]

Oh, now I could give you some strange ones, ever since we got goats.

 

[OneShotHunter]

"You don't just grab the teats, there's a special way to do it..."

"First they lose the plug, before the amber goo."

I told you I had some strange ones!

 

[Chicken Girl123]

Well there's another dust bath...

I just want to chase chickens.


We need grit, oystershells, and eggwipes.


Wow Funky.Great balance.Fallin' out of a tree.*shakes head**slow clap*

 

[OneShotHunter]

"We need amonium chloride. So the wether doesn't get urinary calcui."

 

[OneShotHunter]

"I hear yanking" (When the guineas were little, they would fly out of their brooder box and then cry because they were alone, and it sounded like "yank".

 

[ChickenFolks]

Here's one that I just said " Daisy! Why did you just eat the Poop?!? I don't even know whose it is! Ah there we go turn around and eat your own."

 

[bluedragonfire]

Said to my mom about one of my cats, Jasper: "Jasper's walking on top of the banisters again, I hope that he doesn't fall off. He might hurt himself." Or, "Cinnamon (my dog) just got challenged by Jasper."

 

[bluedragonfire]

And then there's this one: "Daddy, Jasper chewed through my ear bud wire again!!! This is the fifth pair!!"