The vent that Buff Hooligans forgot about!

[Southernbelle]

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[gritsar]

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He's learned a few things in his 27-28 years of police work. He fixed it himself.

Then there was the time the buzzard puked on his patrol car. He hasn't lived THAT one down yet.

 

[chickenmum]

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He's learned a few things in his 27-28 years of police work. He fixed it himself.

Then there was the time the buzzard puked on his patrol car. He hasn't lived THAT one down yet.

Aaah! THat must have been disgusting!

 

[old fashioned]

Okay, I just love BYC. I can usually get a chuckle somewhere on here. But reading about the cows, cars and buzzard-I laughed so hard, I got teary.

Kinda makes me want cows for free car wash

 

[gritsar]

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I've told the story before but it's my favorite so I'll tell it again.
There was a horrible double murder in town. One of the ladies killed was someone my DH had gone to school with his whole life. The day of the murder he was driving back to town in his patrol car, after seeing her family, with alot on his mind. He saw two buzzards dining in the road but ignored them. Buzzards have an annoying habit of waiting till the last second to fly off as a car approaches them.
With his mind elsewhere DH didn't realize the buzzards weren't flying off until he was right on top of them. He hit the brakes. The one buzzard flew off. The other buzzard tried to fly off but couldn't gain altitude. Apparently he'd overeaten.
What's a poor buzzard to do? He barfed up everything he'd just eaten....across the hood, up the windshield, across the light bar, down the back window and across the trunk.

I called DH shortly after this happened, not knowing any better. Asked him what he was doing. He said I'm washing the bleep bleep buzzard puke off my patrol car!

 

[Southernbelle]

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I've told the story before but it's my favorite so I'll tell it again.
There was a horrible double murder in town. One of the ladies killed was someone my DH had gone to school with his whole life. The day of the murder he was driving back to town in his patrol car, after seeing her family, with alot on his mind. He saw two buzzards dining in the road but ignored them. Buzzards have an annoying habit of waiting till the last second to fly off as a car approaches them.
With his mind elsewhere DH didn't realize the buzzards weren't flying off until he was right on top of them. He hit the brakes. The one buzzard flew off. The other buzzard tried to fly off but couldn't gain altitude. Apparently he'd overeaten.
What's a poor buzzard to do? He barfed up everything he'd just eaten....across the hood, up the windshield, across the light bar, down the back window and across the trunk.

I called DH shortly after this happened, not knowing any better. Asked him what he was doing. He said I'm washing the bleep bleep buzzard puke off my patrol car!

...hurts to breathe...

...can't stop laughing...

...that's too funny...