the Will They Hatch? thread

[dsqard]

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Semper Fi!

 

[kathyinmo]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now..

 

[wsdareme]

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Oh, you are SO bad!!!!!

 

[SteveH]

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[SteveH]

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Errrrrr ............................................ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......................................................... Kathy dear , you posted your age during Mahonri's New Year Hatch . I'm guessing where you're at now is in the Guinness Book of World Records , for being the oldest student ever sent to the principal's office

 

[dsqard]

I have to agree with you Steve, going to the principal's office does NOT jive with her picture either!

 

[Livinwright Farm]

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Errrrrr ............................................ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......................................................... Kathy dear , you posted your age during Mahonri's New Year Hatch . I'm guessing where you're at now is in the Guinness Book of World Records , for being the oldest student ever sent to the principal's office

Maybe she let her kid get on to post..? LOL

 

[kathyinmo]

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Errrrrr ............................................ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......................................................... Kathy dear , you posted your age during Mahonri's New Year Hatch . I'm guessing where you're at now is in the Guinness Book of World Records , for being the oldest student ever sent to the principal's office

 

[SteveH]

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Errrrrr ............................................ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ......................................................... Kathy dear , you posted your age during Mahonri's New Year Hatch . I'm guessing where you're at now is in the Guinness Book of World Records , for being the oldest student ever sent to the principal's office

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It'll be our secret ......................... please , everybody , do not read my other post !

 

[RareBreedFancier]

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I love it!!!