THEIVES!!!

[lizardz]

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So not nice, panner. Got more than enough smoke. Imagine you do to!.
And regarding veggie chickens - I hold no such illusion. I've stopped wearing sandels out to the coop for fear my toes will become chickie snacks! Those things are gluttons, and not too choosy about what they are trying to eat. It's obvious from these posts, however, that I do not have the only flock of pig-chickens! Maybe we should start a swap to make sure the breed is genetically sound!
The pizza was Hawaiian - does this make them Luau Chicken?
To those I scared, apologies - but they really are little theives. Don't drop anything around them because they will try running off with it. Dropped my car keys one morning and my BO roo grabbed them and led me on a merry chase before he figured out he couldn't eat them. Nothing like starting your morning off chasing a chicken while wearing heels!
Liz

 

[joebryant]

I'd've filed a police report just in case they did it again. A day cooped up in the lockup...

 

[1acrefarm]

I learned awhile back not to eat anything outside. When the chickens try to attack for my food I can usually fend them off. When my Big goats come after my poptart I am gonna lose that poptart most every time. If they don't knock me down for it they stand there and stare at me. I can fight the please give me that poptart look for a few seconds but ultimately I am powerless against it.

 

[joebryant]

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L&LOL
I've gotten those irresistable sad-eye treatments from dogs. Animals know exactly what they're doing.

 

[chickenzoo]

I was sitting down in the pasture one day peacefully watching my animals, eating some white cheddar popcorn, when right before the first piece touched my lips a dark shadow appeared out of the corner of my eye. I felt a strong breeze against my face......It was my RIR hen LittleRed, stealing my food in mid air. LOL

 

[DoDa]

We let our first batch of hens have the very little bit of meat that remained on a T-bone steak. You should have seen them fighting over it, 4 beaks clamped on, pulling in different directions. Since then I've told my DH that if I'm injured on the farm, I certainly don't want to go down near the hens... that look of love in their eyes might be more of hunger!

 

[warcard]

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And I bet you fall for it everytime. My husband is horrible, "but they only love me if I feed them"

NO, they love you period, but they know you are an easy mark at food time

Of course then he gets mad at Grendel for chewing a hole in his pocket when he leaves a piece of jerky in it

Sorry getting off topic.

I have free ranging shark roosters following me around the property as I feed the contained birds. You have 12 acres to eat off of why do I need to feed you! (I do normally give them some feed or scraps eventually, but jeez guys give me a break)

 

[eggzettera]

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Now a disclaimer, I am sorry but I do this for a living.....I before E except after C...I know what you all are thinking so I'll do it to myself.....

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[Chickndaddy]

Dropped my car keys one morning and my BO roo grabbed them and led me on a merry chase before he figured out he couldn't eat them. Nothing like starting your morning off chasing a chicken while wearing heels!

I wish I could have seen that. I learned not to take anything I valued or cherished (or wanted to eat) outside. If the dogs or cats didn't beg a piece off me, then the chickens, geese, ducks, and goats had to give it a go...​

 

[JennsPeeps]

Now a disclaimer, I am sorry but I do this for a living.....I before E except after C...I know what you all are thinking so I'll do it to myself..... &

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you!

Signed,
The language major who has had to learn to ignore typos, grammar mistakes, & lack of punctuation in threads​