There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[notabitail]

because everyone knows cats are evil and are constantly plotting to murder us in our sleep.

They aren't. I'll tell the neighborhood cats to find you. They're not dumb.

 

[The crazy Poultry hoarder]

Aww I love cats we have three and hey notabitail

 

[member 655102]

because everyone knows cats are evil and are constantly plotting to murder us in our sleep.

I only have 2 and stepped on both of them while going downstairs the other day…No cats were hurt.

 

[The crazy Poultry hoarder]

I only have 2 and stepped on both of them while going downstairs the other day…No cats were hurt.

Wow

 

[tripletfeb]

because everyone knows cats are evil and are constantly plotting to murder us in our sleep.

 

[tripletfeb]

And cats are the perfect example against the earth being flat. If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off the sides by now

 

[azurbanclucker]

I only have 2 and stepped on both of them while going downstairs the other day…No cats were hurt.

They were trying to get you to fall. Cats are murderers.

Prosecution rests.

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

because everyone knows cats are evil and are constantly plotting to murder us in our sleep.

This
I regularly stay at a family member's house. Their cat gives me death stares and knows how to open the bedroom door

 

[member 655102]

They were trying to get you to fall. Cats are murderers.

Prosecution rests.

…I knew it all along.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

Won't that be kinda late? (Are you doing NO2?)

It would be, but I usually wake up about then. Of course I posted this, and slept for a full night for the first time in my life.

There is not enough time in the day to write what all is wrong with cats

Or people, etc.

Now that's true. Right @Ifitaintbroke ?

Besides, how could I say bad things about cats after having this sweet little creature on my lap?:
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Very fluffy.