Things You Can't Believe You Said

[FrostRanger]

We have a thread for things you wish you could say but what about the times in your life you were like "I never thought I'd be saying that"? This is the thread for those weird and unusual times!

 

[FrostRanger]

For my part I never thought I'd be buying diapers, let alone asking myself "these will fit a 50lb pit bull, right?". I know nothing about buying diapers to begin with yet here I am with an intact female pit who is in heat and will get stuff all over the place unless I put a diaper on her. It's either that or she stays off the furniture

 

[nuthatched]

For my part I never thought I'd be buying diapers, let alone asking myself "these will fit a 50lb pit bull, right?". I know nothing about buying diapers to begin with yet here I am with an intact female pit who is in heat and will get stuff all over the place unless I put a diaper on her. It's either that or she stays off the furniture

They sell dog diapers, but I'm not sure how much they are compared to child diapers.

 

[FrostRanger]

They sell dog diapers, but I'm not sure how much they are compared to child diapers.

Dog diapers are more expensive, a 12 pack of dog diapers at Walmart is 8 bucks but a 22 pack of human diapers is 5 bucks. All I'll have to do to modify them is cut a tail hole

 

[FrostRanger]

I somehow managed to buy the right size. For anyone needing diapers for a 50lb pit, size 6 works well enough

 

[Nabiki]

Get non-disposable diapers. I just had to order two packs of 3 for my 20.5 year old cat since she's now incontinant and I'm getting sick up cleaning up little puddles 10 times a day and washing my bedding every day.

 

[FrostRanger]

Get non-disposable diapers. I just had to order two packs of 3 for my 20.5 year old cat since she's now incontinant and I'm getting sick up cleaning up little puddles 10 times a day and washing my bedding every day.

Thought about it but Walmart didn't have any and I needed some that day. She also reacted well to the regular diapers so imma stick with that for now, especially since it's short term

 

[azurbanclucker]

I once sent an email to HR detailing exactly why I was not giving an employee more than a certain percentage raise, and that I was fully expecting them to pitch a fit about it. I was very frank and mentioned several critical things they had dropped and made lame excuses for over the review period, and how they had more or less ignored my polite suggestions to get their butt in gear.


... Somehow I managed to CC said employee.

They still work for us, though they took a transfer to another team within a year of that. My opinion of them has not changed a lot in the many years since that unfortunate incident.

 

[FrostRanger]

I once sent an email to HR detailing exactly why I was not giving an employee more than a certain percentage raise, and that I was fully expecting them to pitch a fit about it. I was very frank and mentioned several critical things they had dropped and made lame excuses for over the review period, and how they had more or less ignored my polite suggestions to get their butt in gear.


... Somehow I managed to CC said employee.

They still work for us, though they took a transfer to another team within a year of that. My opinion of them has not changed a lot in the many years since that unfortunate incident.

Sounds like it worked out for the best as it got them out of your hair

 

[FunClucks]

To a small child:
This floor is not clean enough for you to roll on it.
Do not kiss the floor!!!
We do not bite our friends!

Look, it's a real live dead turtle!

Calling my one aunt by the other aunt's name (NOT the thing to do!)