Things You Can't Believe You Said

[ShrekDawg]

When you accidentally say "You too!" when it doesn't make any sense. Like when I was at the movie theater and someone said, "Enjoy your movie!" and I said "You too!". I do that a lot.

OMG ME TOO

 

[notabitail]

When you accidentally say "You too!" when it doesn't make any sense. Like when I was at the movie theater and someone said, "Enjoy your movie!" and I said "You too!". I do that a lot.

I now do it on purpose.

 

[NotabitaiI]

Random girl: OMG!!! Your hair is so pretty!!!

Me: yeah.


IDK how but apparently a mean girl took the reins in my brain

 

[FrostRanger]

One of my supervisors is testing the alarm so I am using death metal to protect my hearing (at a normal volume BTW, my earbuds are noise canceling so I can have the volume fairly low and still block out the worst of the noise)

 

[User690263]

When you accidentally say "You too!" when it doesn't make any sense. Like when I was at the movie theater and someone said, "Enjoy your movie!" and I said "You too!". I do that a lot.

I often do that with birthdays
Person: "Happy Birthday!"
Me: "Thanks, you too!"

 

[ClickityChick123]

I often do that with birthdays
Person: "Happy Birthday!"
Me: "Thanks, you too!"

Exactly!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Have a nice trip! Thanks, you too! When I'm traveling and they're not. Doh.

 

[thecatumbrella]

There's... a lot. This is why I have to limit how much I interact with society.

For example, I always have to warn the dental hygienist that if my tongue starts feeling up their tools, it's out of my control, and I promise I'm not a creep.

Sounds like something a creep would say, doesn't it?

Thanks a lot, tongue.