Things You Can't Believe You Said

[notabitail]

OH! It’s birthday’s Brew!!!!

As opposed to OH! It’s Brew’s birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday Brew!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Happy Birthday Brew!

He says thanks! LOL

 

[swampfox440]

I once asked a girl to marry me and she replied I wouldn't mary you if you were the last man on earth. I replied (I guess I would have to have you over for supper) long pig

 

[kaiju-chickens]

I was at the little grocery store near my house and put a loose cart back in the corral. A man, trying to be nice, said, "You don't see people doing that very often."

For some reason, I panicked and blurted, "I'M JUST DOIN' MY THAAAAANG."

I think we both left that conversation embarrassed!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I was at the little grocery store near my house and put a loose cart back in the corral. A man, trying to be nice, said, "You don't see people doing that very often."

For some reason, I panicked and blurted, "I'M JUST DOIN' MY THAAAAANG."

I think we both left that conversation embarrassed!

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