Things You Can't Believe You Said

[notabitail]

OH! It’s birthday’s Brew!!!!

As opposed to OH! It’s Brew’s birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday Brew!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Happy Birthday Brew!

He says thanks! LOL

 

[swampfox440]

I once asked a girl to marry me and she replied I wouldn't mary you if you were the last man on earth. I replied (I guess I would have to have you over for supper) long pig

 

[kaiju-chickens]

I was at the little grocery store near my house and put a loose cart back in the corral. A man, trying to be nice, said, "You don't see people doing that very often."

For some reason, I panicked and blurted, "I'M JUST DOIN' MY THAAAAANG."

I think we both left that conversation embarrassed!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I was at the little grocery store near my house and put a loose cart back in the corral. A man, trying to be nice, said, "You don't see people doing that very often."

For some reason, I panicked and blurted, "I'M JUST DOIN' MY THAAAAANG."

I think we both left that conversation embarrassed!

OMG

 

[CombNWattles]

Once I was getting a snack from the campus ministry office at school, and a lady came in obviously looking for something. I asked if she had lost something, and she said she was looking for a bandaid for a blister on her heel. Well, I always carry all kinds of things in my backpack, bandaids included; she said “thank you, I can’t believe you had bandaids in your bag!”
Meaning to convey that I try to Be Prepared, I said, “Oh, no problem! That’s just the kind of person I am!”

 

[fldiver97]

To a former co-worker that was leaving for the day (I wasn’t fond of herbut usually didn’t really talk to): ‘thank you for leaving’ . Quite a few of us felt that way but I just blurted it out one day in the locker room