Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say the bathroom remodel was done. At least that the new shower was in and plumbed.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I wish I could say I didn’t have 2 years and 2 months until I can retire.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Wish I could say I don't have 10 beautiful lavender cockerels needing homes.

 

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say I didn’t have 2 years and 2 months until I can retire.

When I had 2+ years, I started counting down the months to retirement. I turned the counter over on the first, and boy, did I look forward to that day each month!

 

[sourland]

Your age is not a legitimate excuse for your rudeness.

 

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could say I didn’t have 2 years and 2 months until I can retire.

I’m working on Freedom 95.

 

[Ponypoor]

Wish I could say I don't have 10 beautiful lavender cockerels needing homes.

I feel your pain.

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Wish I could say I did not lose contact with someone and waste so many years

 

[Nabiki]

Why do people think that apple cider vinegar cures everything? It may have some digestive benefits, but it does not cure worms, it does not cure disease, it does not bring the dead back to life!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Why do people think that apple cider vinegar cures everything? It may have some digestive benefits, but it does not cure worms, it does not cure disease, it does not bring the dead back to life!

Hear, hear!
"My chicken got attacked by a hawk, so I gave her ACV."
"... is limping ...."
"...swallowed a string ..."
"... has a perfectly normal crop and I am worried she is going to die ... "
"....looked at me cross-eyed..."

Okay now I am just being silly!