Things you wish you could say

I wish I could say I didn’t have 2 years and 2 months until I can retire.
When I had 2+ years, I started counting down the months to retirement. I turned the counter over on the first, and boy, did I look forward to that day each month!
 
Why do people think that apple cider vinegar cures everything? It may have some digestive benefits, but it does not cure worms, it does not cure disease, it does not bring the dead back to life!
:clap:clap Hear, hear!
"My chicken got attacked by a hawk, so I gave her ACV."
"... is limping ...."
"...swallowed a string ..."
"... has a perfectly normal crop and I am worried she is going to die ... "
"....looked at me cross-eyed..."

Okay now I am just being silly!
 

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