Things you wish you could say

[Nabiki]

This takes some learning, but it is something that can be said with training.

Here are the reactions that I wanted to add:

 

[azurbanclucker]

This takes some learning, but it is something that can be said with training.

Oh, I'm well versed i saying it. The receiving team listening, however, is sometimes tilting at windmills.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Wish I could say: my rooster's bumblefoot is all cleared up. Sigh.

 

[sourland]

One of my best friends did not total his truck today on the way to a field trial.

 

[The Moonshiner]

One of my best friends did not total his truck today on the way to a field trial.

Hopefully he's OK

 

[notabitail]

You're riding a bike on the wrong side of the road, and you shouldn't be doing that along with your constant swerving like a swaying trailer from Chihuahua on a busy street.

 

[sourland]

Hopefully he's OK

No major injuries to anyone involved, but I'm betting that he'll be hurting tomorrow.

 

[nuthatched]

MUST YOU sound like you're being slaughtered with a dull axe when you fly?! I'm never getting legbars agains...

 

[notabitail]

MUST YOU sound like you're being slaughtered with a dull axe when you fly?! I'm never getting legbars agains...

None of my Legbars do. One of them is small but can usually only fly a short distance and the other is big but very light, and she can fly gracefully off my arm.

Empress Josephine, the Exchequer Leghorn, just so happens to be terrible at flying and fleeing. She's also jumped on one of my desks and caused a bunch of stuff to fly off, and then she flew off and landed in a plant, and then took out my bug screen while running outside at full speed.

 

[nuthatched]

None of my Legbars do. One of them is small but can usually only fly a short distance and the other is big but very light, and she can fly gracefully off my arm.

Empress Josephine, the Exchequer Leghorn, just so happens to be terrible at flying and fleeing. She's also jumped on one of my desks and caused a bunch of stuff to fly off, and then she flew off and landed in a plant, and then took out my bug screen while running outside at full speed.

She sounds like a terror. :]
This one screams bloody murder.