Things you wish you could say

[SkyAJK]

I wish I could say ...let drop everything, go to the beach, have a nice breakfast, soak in the warm sunshine, not a care in the world...just for half a day, that is all I ask.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I wish I could say ...let drop everything, go to the beach, have a nice breakfast, soak in the warm sunshine, not a care in the world...just for half a day, that is all I ask.

I approve this message

 

[SkyAJK]

I approve this message

I am off to the beach for half a day now.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

All the news is good news!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Honey, we know your Tesla has an auto park feature. The fact that you've deliberately backed it in taking 2 spaces every day since you started driving it to school pickup doesn't mean you don't understand how it works, it means you're a pretentious, self-absorbed bimbo who thinks you're too good to have people park next to you.

It's not that great of a status symbol, dearie.

Bless your heart.

So is this chick even remotely cute?
Asking for @Chookwagn

 

[azurbanclucker]

So is this chick even remotely cute?
Asking for @Chookwagn

Hard to tell. All I can see is oversized sunglasses and RBF.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Hard to tell. All I can see is oversized sunglasses and RBF.

Probably botoxed. No! Sorry, I did not say that.
Yes you did.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Hard to tell. All I can see is oversized sunglasses and RBF.

What's RBF?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What's RBF?

Google it, not appropriate for BYC.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Google it, not appropriate for BYC.

But I hate to Google.
Resting B Face?
Oh he said it like it was a bad thing. That's not a bad thing is it?
I think I have the male version.