Things you wish you could say

[ryneaeiel]

your employers would take a dim view of you publicly pointing out that people may not get prosecuted for breaking the law

That's common knowledge with a large amount of laws on the books.

Nowhere did I say that you should break the law simply because most Wardens won't cite you. I explicitly stated that even though most won't, many will, and the idea that playing Russian roulette with which Warden you get isn't a good idea is essentially common sense.

 

[JessicaDotta]

When I finally get to the checkout -- after not being able to locate anyone in the store to help me -- and the person at the register asks me: "Did you find everything?" I want to say, "Why? Did you purposely hide something?"

LOL - I might just try out that line for fun

 

[RUNuts]

LOL - I might just try out that line for fun

Another response to "may I help you" is, "are you a licensed psychiatrist? If not, then I am beyond your help."

I get everything from smiles to looks of terror.

 

[Nabiki]

I've given you dirt cheap rent for 11 years. I've raised the rent a total of $100/month during the the entire 11 years. Every time there's been a problem with the house, I've fixed it, or if you've fixed it, I've reimbursed you for materials and paid you for your time. I did this even when I couldn't really afford to do so because I thought it was the right thing to do.

I gave you six months notice that I'm selling the property, and now that it's 3 weeks before you're supposed to move out, you're saying that I didn't give you 60 days written notice? I'm feeling really betrayed right now.

 

[tripletfeb]

I'm sorry my new glasses cost $180.00 but it is what it is with no vision insurance. I've never had glasses before and am pretty upset that I even need them. And no, $3.00 cheaters will not work the doc said so suck it up buttercup

 

[RUNuts]

Me: Doctor this hurts.
Doctor: You’re old. Nothing we can do.
Me: next thing you’ll tell is that I’m dying.
Doctor: Ever since you were born.

I like my Doctor’s dry sense of humor. We get along well & makes great stories.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

" I always wanted to make love in front of a roaring fireplace but it turns out Cracker Barrel has a rule against that."

 

[tripletfeb]

I am so frickin excited! Our governor has decided to end the mask mandate and other health mandates on June 2nd! I'm thinking I'm gonna have a mask burning party at my house!!

 

[MissE]

I am so frickin excited! Our governor has decided to end the mask mandate and other health mandates on June 2nd! I'm thinking I'm gonna have a mask burning party at my house!!

Lucky you! Ours isn't ending that BS until July. I loved when he told us we were "allowed" to have people in our house.

 

[Isadora]

Lucky you! Ours isn't ending that BS until July. I loved when he told us we were "allowed" to have people in our house.

"1984" should be mandatory reading for everyone. We're living it.