Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

probably old enough to be his mom.

Emma, this is the definition of middle-aged. The guys that catch your eye are your son's age. But the guys that hit on you look like your Dad!

 

[ShrekDawg]

You do not need to wear that much perfume to Walmart. In fact, you don't need to wear ANY perfume to Walmart. Lady, I COULD TASTE IT and you were six feet away from me at the self checkout.

On the other hand, the cop at the exit doors was gorgeous. I'm probably old enough to be his mom.

Emma, this is the definition of middle-aged. The guys that catch your eye are your son's age. But the guys that hit on you look like your Dad!

 

[thecatumbrella]

No, lady. The very real, very visible changes that are happening to my body are not "anxiety".

Time for a new PCP. Or to re-roll as a man in the next life.

 

[Nabiki]

I was good today and didn't buy silkie bantams just because they were discounted and I was offered even more of a discount if I took their last four.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I don’t know how you could be expected to say no!

 

[Nabiki]

I don’t know how you could be expected to say no!

Cute, crazy, feather feet.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Awwwwwwwwww

 

[CombNWattles]

That I am down there, and not up here…

Agatha’s the best Christmas cactus a college student could ask for, but sometimes she’s a little quiet…

If I only played well , I could go anywhere

 

[CombNWattles]

And I wish he wasn’t there…
Selfish!

 

[CombNWattles]

Ok he left now I can go eat my popsicle in peace