Okay, this one is for a certain coworker that I would love to just scream the next time she brings it up.
"I HAVE BIRDS. I HATCH AND I RAISE BIRDS. A LOT OF THESE TURN INTO BOYS AND SOME OF THOSE TRY TO ATTACK ME. JUST BECAUSE I BUTCHER, TO FEED MY SELF TOO, NOT JUST DUMP THEM, DOES NOT MAKE ME A MONSTER. NOR DOES IT MEAN I'M A SERIAL KILLER IN THE MAKING. BUTCHERING A MEAN MALE IS DIFFERENT THAN RANDOMLY KILLING SMALL CREATURES FOR JOY!!!"
God I want to just scream that at her whenever she brings my work up