Things you wish you could say

[electrycmonk]

Did someone accidentally park the thread on a bridge today? Cause there sure are a lot of trolls popping up!

“Can I buy a vowel- (pauses) - wait. Ummm, never mind.”

 

[sourland]

“Can I buy a vowel- (pauses) - wait. Ummm, never mind.”

and your choice would be?

 

[electrycmonk]

and your choice would be?

/cue Dana Carvey impersonating Bush Sr., “Wouldn’t be prudent, not at this juncture-“

 

[sourland]

Prudence - I knew her.

 

[Henriettta]

New to this thread:
I'd like to just anonymously say:
Not everyone I this world has the asinine amount of time on their hands as you. I don't know when I can come help you at your place 30mins away- but I've got a baby and a whole dairy to keep afloat and can't be making dumb trips to waste time. I can't get my own stuff done, what makes you think I can help you with yours? I'm sorry. I told you this already. Stop texting every day. Why do people insist on loading up my already full plate.

 

[Henriettta]

Honorable mention:
I know you're trying to make money off of chicks. That's great. I get it.
But you're not prepared for bussiness. Your breeding program is getting mixed up. Every time I try to help you, you act like a know-it-all. You tried to sell me chicks. We agreed on the price. But it didn't work out. I asked if you'd just sell me the eggs for the same price - and you said no.
I don't know what is going on in your brain right now, but you don't have a monopoly on me, and I am not going to run around like this anymore. Good luck.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Honorable mention:
I know you're trying to make money off of chicks. That's great. I get it.
But you're not prepared for bussiness. Your breeding program is getting mixed up. Every time I try to help you, you act like a know-it-all. You tried to sell me chicks. We agreed on the price. But it didn't work out. I asked if you'd just sell me the eggs for the same price - and you said no.
I don't know what is going on in your brain right now, but you don't have a monopoly on me, and I am not going to run around like this anymore. Good luck.

I've met people like that and always hope not to be like that myself

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I've met people like that and always hope not to be like that myself

Though not selling eggs for the chick price seems weird.

 

[Henriettta]

I've met people like that and always hope not to be like that myself

Is someone offered me $10 per egg, I would shout YESS!
Instead, this person is probably eating them between hatch times.. I swear.

 

[Henriettta]

Though not selling eggs for the chick price seems weird.

Exactly. What's the deal with that?
I'm starting to feel suspicious