Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

Butbut, necroposting a long dead thread is fun!

Especially that one talking about posting on old threads.

 

[nuthatched]

Where is the fun in that?

Many times I've nearly posted then saw date and thought

"Yes, I have the same problem. Did this chicken live? Mine has stopped moving and gotten stiff..."

 

[Brooks_]

gotten stiff

Did you try massage?

 

[Folly's place]

If you wait, it won't be stiff any more

 

[azurbanclucker]

Did you try massage?

acv

 

[Brooks_]

acv

No, no, no. DE for that.

 

[Nabiki]

No, no, no. DE for that.

Internally. You have to feed it to them.

 

[nuthatched]

acv

Shoved right down the throat, gotta puke them first.

No, no, no. DE for that.

Beat me to it.

Internally. You have to feed it to them.

Suppositories

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Shoved right down the throat, gotta puke them first.

Beat me to it.

Suppositories

I thought it was garlic suppositories?

 

[Brooks_]

I thought it was garlic suppositories?

The garlic is just to cover the smell on your finger. Fingers for the freaky chickens.